Pretty sure I had a Barbie doll with a white dress that looked like this.Her dress is absolute tackand makes her look out of proportion. Sheās so trashy
Fopperholic #16 She sells her story to the rag, pretending to be a budget mum with a Gucci bag
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It is all very chavtastic. The whole look is incredibly dated. Nothing classy or classic about it.
I do feel for her... she strikes me as being very insecure and pretty miserable. Her hubby is probably bored with the whole social media scene... groundhog day with her. Same old rubbish. Snoozefest!!!
I do feel for her... she strikes me as being very insecure and pretty miserable. Her hubby is probably bored with the whole social media scene... groundhog day with her. Same old rubbish. Snoozefest!!!
WOW... facially she looks like a totally different woman
sheās had far more cosmetic work than she proclaims sheās had done...
a few years from now sheāll be resembling Jackie Stallone.
I saw this and thought of Fopperbollocks immediately!
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Iāve just watched the part where her dad throws her away! 
The slow motion camp jump from Chris and the boys is a close second to that for my favourite moment.
The slow motion camp jump from Chris and the boys is a close second to that for my favourite moment.
Her dress/hair/look is awful. I've seen better put together looks on girls going to their high school promHer dress is absolute tack
She's tried to do 'glam bride' and failed badly. Can't believe how cheap that dress looks either. Expected better from her!Do you think she watched Footballerās Wives for inspiration? Or TOWIE?
Just watched the wedding video again & two things 
Why do they not kiss properly, just barely touch lips
Was that a drunk Chris spinning round a golf club and then trying to kick a football
Also for no reason but I just realised me and Nikki are the same age (well I'm 5 months older) & we got married the same year (mine was exactly 5 months earlier) and we both have boy children (I have 3, no twins, 5 years and under) does this make me a super fan
Why do they not kiss properly, just barely touch lips
Was that a drunk Chris spinning round a golf club and then trying to kick a football
Also for no reason but I just realised me and Nikki are the same age (well I'm 5 months older) & we got married the same year (mine was exactly 5 months earlier) and we both have boy children (I have 3, no twins, 5 years and under) does this make me a super fan
I originally started following her before the wedding. I remember the awful engagement pics with the āholding hands over the top of the pewā pose and the shock at how cheap and nasty the wedding looked. Considering the subtle brags about her partners golfer youtube fame and her high flying SW job I was expecting more than a āvalue packageā golf club wedding with an awful toilet roll holder wedding dress complete with straggly hair extensions! There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with a budget wedding they can be done beautifully. But the whole thing just looked trashy and thrown together, plus it came amongst all her brags about how much she earns!
It's absolutely shocking
And the sad thing is that she really didn't need to touch her face at all.Starts with F..... ends with ALL.
That has been photoshopped. Her arms look out of proportionHer dress is absolute tack
Definatley. Her waist is never that small and her arms look huge compared to her body.
Why not just have a bowl of porridge or bran or whatever it is? Why make it into a cake? Flamin SW trying to make stuff fun. It is what it is...porridge!Oh lovely, the mug cake is back
Quite sad on what should be the happiest day of your life when you are supposed to feel beautiful she feels the need to alter the pics ....
Itās like she couldnāt come to terms with being an āolderā bride. Such a shame she felt the need to photoshop / manipulate photos of the happiest day of her life..... says it all really. Iāve just got married and there are some photos of myself I hate certain physical aspects of myself but I want to look back one day and know what I looked like, not what I thought I should look like. I wouldnāt mind so much if she was good at editing and made herself look better and not just a bizarre disproportionate shape!
The hand on hip pose is also really odd. Iāve stood like that in nights out pictures because holding your arms like that helps make them look slimmer. It looks just bizarre doing it in a wedding dress and wouldnāt have even entered my head to. You are (or should be) so consumed with every other emotion that you really donāt think about how chubby your arms do or donāt look.
The hand on hip pose is also really odd. Iāve stood like that in nights out pictures because holding your arms like that helps make them look slimmer. It looks just bizarre doing it in a wedding dress and wouldnāt have even entered my head to. You are (or should be) so consumed with every other emotion that you really donāt think about how chubby your arms do or donāt look.
How long do you think this will be up for! She wonāt give a response as she canāt lol
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So true!!!
Hit the nail on the head
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