Fopperholic #16 She sells her story to the rag, pretending to be a budget mum with a Gucci bag
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Is that another new pram??? 
It’s not, ignore me! It’s just so filtered I didn’t recognise itIs that another new pram???
Her face and teeth look so different...: it’s bizzare
On her stories today when the boys are pulling the stuff out the washing machine "oi those are dad's pants and they'll be all over instagram now"
1. I think pants are the least of Chris' worries about the amount of tit that's on Instagram ruining his life.
2. They have no bleeping idea what you're screeching at them.
3. You could, er, just not put it on Instagram?
bleeping thick tit.
1. I think pants are the least of Chris' worries about the amount of tit that's on Instagram ruining his life.
2. They have no bleeping idea what you're screeching at them.
3. You could, er, just not put it on Instagram?
bleeping thick tit.
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Just wake up every morning, read through these posts and sit in bed chuckling to myself!
Cleaver
god the irony! She's so clever she whipps out her meat cleaver to chop her chicken-cum-salmon curry
Butchering her social media career fabulous! Best comment ever!
She doesn't filter her pictures, she uses an app all social media influencers use (not a filter babe, it just changes the colours on the pictures)! Most influences use lightroom app to edit pictures. EDIT (meaning to alter!)... Lightroom app on App Store claims to have 'advanced FILTERS' and editing tools! But obviously she doesn't edit her pictures at all. Her fingers and toes and torso just magically elongate when she takes a selfie! Her hair magically goes green and her skin magically goes burnt orange colour?!!
Loved the comment on here "is that another new pram? Oh wait, no she's just edited the picture so much that it's unrecognisable"!!! like her body and face and her boys! Who the heck filters pictures of babies?!
Mad Maz, Deffo fopps.
I actually didn't think Nicki could become anymore cringe and embarrassing than she was, but she just keeps going and going.... And going.... Got to give her credit for that!
Cleaver
god the irony! She's so clever she whipps out her meat cleaver to chop her chicken-cum-salmon curry Butchering her social media career
fabulous! Best comment ever! She doesn't filter her pictures, she uses an app all social media influencers use (not a filter babe, it just changes the colours on the pictures)!
Most influences use lightroom app to edit pictures. EDIT (meaning to alter!)... Lightroom app on App Store claims to have 'advanced FILTERS' and editing tools! But obviously she doesn't edit her pictures at all. Her fingers and toes and torso just magically elongate when she takes a selfie! Her hair magically goes green and her skin magically goes burnt orange colour?!! Loved the comment on here "is that another new pram? Oh wait, no she's just edited the picture so much that it's unrecognisable"!!!
like her body and face and her boys! Who the heck filters pictures of babies?! Mad Maz, Deffo fopps.
I actually didn't think Nicki could become anymore cringe and embarrassing than she was, but she just keeps going and going.... And going.... Got to give her credit for that!
The Primark JOOMPERS say "play" on them......thanks for the heads up on that Fopps, we'd all've been here all night trying to work it out!
That's Smyths off my list of shops I'll spend money in as well now
That's Smyths off my list of shops I'll spend money in as well now
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No caffine - but drinks Pepsi
Degree and an A in English - can't spell
Doesn't filter pics, just uses an app that changes their colours!
Gave up high flying career (1 day a week!) to have a social media career... Flopperholic'd big time.
Wants a huge amount of followers, even buys some, but then blocks real followers
Foodie but can't even buy unchopped veg and eats at lowbrow chain places
ALWAYS has the boys ON HER OWN except when they're with someone...anyone else or gym creche.
Blonde with brains. This woman is so 'cleaver' she will hack away any misconceptions about her with her, errrr cleaver.
Also, blonde isn't actual blonde. She doesn't use a filter so we can safely assume she has natural green hair with dark brown roots. Perhaps she is a tree or a bush head.
She lost soooooo much weight running around after her comatose twins who can't yet move that she had to buy new clothes. But then in the same week she just had to join the gym because she has put on some extra weight from eating the boys one plate leftovers. In fact she put on so much weight she has to resort to spraying all their leftover food from that one little bamboo plate just so she wasn't tempted. Tempted to get the scraps out the bin and eat them herself?
Only fopps is 'cleaver' enough to make a pot noodle for a pot noodle "how to make a pot noodle" ad, not using boiling water. Ahhhh-mazing.
She's SOOOOOO not arty babe, but can spend hours making an advert for a bleeping noodle, but can't spend half an hour letting the boys use a felt pen. She can spend time artistically applying burnt orange paint to her face but hell to the no, she will not spend time artistically letting the boys play with paint.
Fashionista she is, soooooooo trendy. Nobody else other than lily savage, cat slater, Liz MacDonald or any drag queen outside of Brighton can pull off what she does. Give this girl all the polyester, soooooooo hot she might spontaneously combust with ahhhh-mazingness. She even owns three whole pairs of shoes. I know, 3!!!
Her kid isn't ginger Y'know. But it's not a filter as I don't use them. But he's not ginger okay.
Pigged out today, had a whole 0% Greek yoghurt with half teaspoon of hot shot. Added some jd seasoning too swipe up for recipe and to get some too.
Swipe upppppp if you want what I've got
Swipe upppppp if you want to look like me
I'm soooooooo rich because I'm a budget person. I budget so much. I'm an international budget zuperstar and I've been in the papers for my ahhhh-mazing budget hacks. Oh hang on Chris, just popping into Costa for some snacks and some coffee which can soooooooo totally not have caffine in as I'm not allowed it. Spend spend spend. OK now let's go to that supermarket and buy just ONE sandwich for the boys to share, as I am such a budgeter, this will save us SOOOOOO much money. Even though we are SOOOOOO rich. Ohhhhhh look supermarket clothes. Take take take. Price for one sandwich and whole new wardrobes for everyone is £200! I'm such a budgeting queen! Now, where shall we eat Chris. Somewhere the boys can share their delicious single sandwich. Somewhere where only a real foodie like me will go.... Mmmm, subway! Nom Nom Nom.
I'm SOOOOOO poor I can't afford a personal trainer anymore and can't afford for the boys to go to nursery. I know I don't work, but helllllooooo, I've got to cleaver my social media career. Ooooooo look fancy gym with FREE creche. I'm such a budget superstar, I'll join! Everyone will be coming to me for my "cleaver" budgeting ideas.
*nicki didn't know this article would be published here but we managed to get some direct quotes from her. Ahhhhhhmazing
Degree and an A in English - can't spell
Doesn't filter pics, just uses an app that changes their colours!
Gave up high flying career (1 day a week!) to have a social media career... Flopperholic'd big time.
Wants a huge amount of followers, even buys some, but then blocks real followers
Foodie but can't even buy unchopped veg and eats at lowbrow chain places
ALWAYS has the boys ON HER OWN except when they're with someone...anyone else or gym creche.
Blonde with brains. This woman is so 'cleaver' she will hack away any misconceptions about her with her, errrr cleaver.
Also, blonde isn't actual blonde. She doesn't use a filter so we can safely assume she has natural green hair with dark brown roots. Perhaps she is a tree or a bush head.
She lost soooooo much weight running around after her comatose twins who can't yet move that she had to buy new clothes. But then in the same week she just had to join the gym because she has put on some extra weight from eating the boys one plate leftovers. In fact she put on so much weight she has to resort to spraying all their leftover food from that one little bamboo plate just so she wasn't tempted. Tempted to get the scraps out the bin and eat them herself?
Only fopps is 'cleaver' enough to make a pot noodle for a pot noodle "how to make a pot noodle" ad, not using boiling water. Ahhhh-mazing.
She's SOOOOOO not arty babe, but can spend hours making an advert for a bleeping noodle, but can't spend half an hour letting the boys use a felt pen. She can spend time artistically applying burnt orange paint to her face but hell to the no, she will not spend time artistically letting the boys play with paint.
Fashionista she is, soooooooo trendy. Nobody else other than lily savage, cat slater, Liz MacDonald or any drag queen outside of Brighton can pull off what she does. Give this girl all the polyester, soooooooo hot she might spontaneously combust with ahhhh-mazingness. She even owns three whole pairs of shoes. I know, 3!!!
Her kid isn't ginger Y'know. But it's not a filter as I don't use them. But he's not ginger okay.
Pigged out today, had a whole 0% Greek yoghurt with half teaspoon of hot shot. Added some jd seasoning too swipe up for recipe and to get some too.
Swipe upppppp if you want what I've got
Swipe upppppp if you want to look like me
I'm soooooooo rich because I'm a budget person. I budget so much. I'm an international budget zuperstar and I've been in the papers for my ahhhh-mazing budget hacks. Oh hang on Chris, just popping into Costa for some snacks and some coffee which can soooooooo totally not have caffine in as I'm not allowed it. Spend spend spend. OK now let's go to that supermarket and buy just ONE sandwich for the boys to share, as I am such a budgeter, this will save us SOOOOOO much money. Even though we are SOOOOOO rich. Ohhhhhh look supermarket clothes. Take take take. Price for one sandwich and whole new wardrobes for everyone is £200! I'm such a budgeting queen! Now, where shall we eat Chris. Somewhere the boys can share their delicious single sandwich. Somewhere where only a real foodie like me will go.... Mmmm, subway! Nom Nom Nom.
I'm SOOOOOO poor I can't afford a personal trainer anymore and can't afford for the boys to go to nursery. I know I don't work, but helllllooooo, I've got to cleaver my social media career. Ooooooo look fancy gym with FREE creche. I'm such a budget superstar, I'll join! Everyone will be coming to me for my "cleaver" budgeting ideas.
*nicki didn't know this article would be published here but we managed to get some direct quotes from her. Ahhhhhhmazing
Actually amazed at how this thread has been open less than a week and we are already on page 39
Well, it’s easy to Troll someone that trolls them selfActually amazed at how this thread has been open less than a week and we are already on page 39
Already campaigning for a ‘heather’ and ‘cleaver’ rhyme in the next thread title
I’m actually laughing out loud at this. You forget how completely ridiculous she is until it’s written down because there’s just so much that beggars belief.
This may just be my favourite post ever on Tattle. We should have this at the start of every thread
Why are her photos so bloody grainy.
Social media star of the world at it again.
Social media star of the world at it again.
More and more people are seeing the light and coming over to the sunny side!Actually amazed at how this thread has been open less than a week and we are already on page 39
Overachiever misspelt clever, least she has superfan HeatherAlready campaigning for a ‘heather’ and ‘cleaver’ rhyme in the next thread title
Budget twin mum thinks she's so cleaver but even Heather don't believe her
Carving her career using a cleaver, Heather fangirls block/delete Diva
Saw this and thought tit she's outside your house
(text at top of photo)She's cleaver, she's frugal, she loves a pot noodle 
Absolute legend!
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