Ohhh she’s as flat this morning as she wants her belly to be! She seems defeated and working overtime to smile and giggle, but it’s clearly been a kick in the gunt. She’s 100% all over this page and the caravan park’s IG. Hi EL, love to see it
The female body is a weird and wonderful thing. I don’t want to get into it but different body shapes and sizes, different flow etc…But…we all bleed from the same place?
Or am I more stupid than first thought?!
i agree i think she was hoping to be upgraded when she arrived, which is bleeping stupid because didn't she say she booked the last cabin they had left? how are they going to upgrade you if all the other cabins are booked out? does she actually think she's such a CeLeBrItY that they'd boot somebody else out?? it drives me crazy this massively overinflated sense of entitlement, expecting to just rock up somewhere and they roll out the red carpet and lavish you with free tit.I think she’s booked this holiday, seeing Adele Barbaro’s sponsored content, and just EXPECTED that they would upgrade her on arrival because ERRRRMAHHHHHGAHHHHD IT’S EMMYLOU FROM EMMYLOU LOVES! But alas, they did not, so now she’s stuck in the smallest/cheapest accommodation, after spending all that time in transit imagining the upgraded 3 bedroom “condo”. I can guarantee you that is what has prompted such spiteful, negative language about, literally, everything. “The water park isn’t open yet”, “there’s no storage space”, “it’s really small”, “we’re eating bacon and rice in the cabin each night”, “too many kids”, “I forgot my Weetbix” etc. Even the optics of her SWEEPING yesterday felt so aggrieved… nobody wants to associate boring house chores with holidays!
Maybe she should just ride that broomstick back to Melbourne and stop trying to damage Big4’s well-established reputation.
Probably tagged them as she did prior and upon arrival hoping they’d see ‘who she was’ with her blue instagram tick and upgrade her for the free advertising. Backfired a bit when they had negative comments from real visitors annoyed that EL was filming.i agree i think she was hoping to be upgraded when she arrived, which is bleeping stupid because didn't she say she booked the last cabin they had left? how are they going to upgrade you if all the other cabins are booked out? does she actually think she's such a CeLeBrItY that they'd boot somebody else out?? it drives me crazy this massively overinflated sense of entitlement, expecting to just rock up somewhere and they roll out the red carpet and lavish you with free tit.
Thanks for the Avatar picUmm boo, imma just whisper this, nobody else has to know, okay…
YES HELLO UMM YOUR SKIN IS FUCKED.
I’ve tried and ever so hopeful I doAnyone want to take one one for the team and try and find Aaron on tinder?
Christ what a vision.Meanwhile, I’d bet my house on a whispered story about having thrush on her return home because she appears to be living in damp, camel-toe crushing bathers for this entire trip and her forward tilting fanny is permanently stewing in a moist, yeasty environment.
I reckon more like rsvp....I’ve tried and ever so hopeful I do
Well that lady on Insta has pulled the pin her room would be available for the bush pig.i agree i think she was hoping to be upgraded when she arrived, which is bleeping stupid because didn't she say she booked the last cabin they had left? how are they going to upgrade you if all the other cabins are booked out? does she actually think she's such a CeLeBrItY that they'd boot somebody else out?? it drives me crazy this massively overinflated sense of entitlement, expecting to just rock up somewhere and they roll out the red carpet and lavish you with free tit.
Or POF.....although he's vegan so maybe notI reckon more like rsvp....
Will not be scraping the bottom of the cesspool, it’s bad enough as it isOr POF.....although he's vegan so maybe not