icouldsizedown
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Welcome to our myriad of friends and special acquaintances, especially the ex-gomi’ers who have escaped the surveillance of Sauron’s lidless eye Alice. We have your jatz, your ritz, your clix and of course, the recap from last thread. I realise that this recap is coming to you eleventy squillion pages in, but these threads move faster than our best girl can doggy paddle a lap at the swimming pool.
Last we saw EL she was fresh outta fat camp, and it was pleasing to see that her good intentions for her health in the new year lasted a record two days before she was fine dining at the same restaurant two nights in a row with all of her mates.
A Love has entered his reputation era and has noticeably been absent from EL’s stories of late. This has done diddly squat to abate the thirst of the tattle community. It has also incited white hot rage in EL, as she donned her beststring bikini sports bra, stood in front of her broken fence and addressed the tarts (eta: “fezza bitches”) from tattle directly, telling them to keep their dirty fingers out of her ex-de facto’s “jar”. Based on her unhinged ranting, it is this writer’s suspicion that A Love has traded in EL’s basement for a tattlers sex dungeon. Updates (hopefully) to come.
In the meantime, EL has attempted to satisfy herself with more than just tiny cucumbers and her light stim. Our girl was inexplicably invited to the Australian open where she graciously teamed with the theme and dressed up as a tennis ball. The sport theme continued at home where she threw her neck out doing half a crunch and is therefore excused from further workouts while she waits for her neck to heal and the “swelling” to go down from her major surgery. She’s all good to drag bags of top soil around the yard though.
Thoughts and prayers to Leah who is spring cleaning EL’s house and completing lawn restoration while she’s at Airlie beach. Such is the life of an EA to the stars.
Last we saw EL she was fresh outta fat camp, and it was pleasing to see that her good intentions for her health in the new year lasted a record two days before she was fine dining at the same restaurant two nights in a row with all of her mates.
A Love has entered his reputation era and has noticeably been absent from EL’s stories of late. This has done diddly squat to abate the thirst of the tattle community. It has also incited white hot rage in EL, as she donned her best
In the meantime, EL has attempted to satisfy herself with more than just tiny cucumbers and her light stim. Our girl was inexplicably invited to the Australian open where she graciously teamed with the theme and dressed up as a tennis ball. The sport theme continued at home where she threw her neck out doing half a crunch and is therefore excused from further workouts while she waits for her neck to heal and the “swelling” to go down from her major surgery. She’s all good to drag bags of top soil around the yard though.
Thoughts and prayers to Leah who is spring cleaning EL’s house and completing lawn restoration while she’s at Airlie beach. Such is the life of an EA to the stars.
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