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mrsgrinchhome

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I’ve got a friend who works for Lloyds insurance company and they told me that Lloyd crashed his car with the windows down, Chai flew out of the window in slow motion doing approximately three mid air flips, she then faked her own death, waited for Lloyd to be escorted off in handcuffs then legged it to the RSPCA. Word on the street is she took a shit on his head as he was being cuffed on the floor
 
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theGingerBreadMan

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My uncle in the station said Lloyd was only arrested because he weren’t in his booster seat and that’s the reason he crashed cause he couldn’t reach the pedals properly
 
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Emzalaa

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My dad was killed by a drink driver when i was 17 months old on boxing day i have zero memories of him so if and i use if lightly as he no doubt did then he is scum of the earth & so is she for enabling & condoning his behaviours
 
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LloydsBoosters

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I could be wrong, but I think the poster meant that he said to let it all blow over and go to the Winchester for a pint and that’s when he got caught - rather than it be something that they do. Or that’s how I read it 🤷‍♀️
No, it’s a quote from Shaun of the Dead lol
 
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zyxwvu

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Thought I'd do the honour of putting together The Harvz Christmas Playlist for them to listen to whilst they tuck into their caviar....

1. Driving Home for Christmas by Chris Rea
2. Locked up by Akon
3. Because I Got High by Afroman
4. Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna
5. Highway to Hell by ACDC
6. Daddy's Car by The Cardigans
7. Get on the Bus by Destiny's Child
8. The Wheels on The Bus. A classic for the kids.
9. Sound of Da Police by KRS ONE
10. D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette
 
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Squashedbanana

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Please please please can we try and go at least a page without saying those disgusting words from Lloyds mouth it needs to be buried and never brought up again
 
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scoobertdoobert

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As much as I believe you for bringing the tea we need proof or we can’t use it as another fuck up on their long list.
nah that’s fair, however i can’t upload the evidence i saw as it’s 👮‍♀️ data so i can’t have it on phone (i’m a civilian, shouldn’t know the info tbf). but as a fellow tattler, i promise i wouldn’t make this up. he blew over the limit, went to custody had an unfortunate looking mugshot taken and license will be very very very likely revoked
 
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