Downing Street Men #16

[Renegadedancer]

I think it’s Matt, everyone thinks he’s cute but I reckon he’s a pest. A quick grab of the arse and suck on the nipple thinking no one minds. Then breaking the rules in the parliament bar.
By day he’s all pink ties and wafers, by night he’s Jäger bombs and dogging.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Re Boris sex details. Someone on Mumsnet claimed her friend has slept with him and he was ‘surprisingly kinky’ which made me feel slightly unwell.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Can't Dom reschedule? I'm working and going to miss him

Record it and then you can watch it to your fannys hearts content

 

[Falkor]

Have we had this one yet? A friend shared it today.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Jennifer Arcuri has confirmed she shagged Boris now. Not that it's really a surprise. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/jennifer-arcuri-admits-affair-boris-johnson-a4571997.html

Boris the shagger

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

My ex Matts giving a Downing Street press conference tonight for all you Matt groupies. God I can’t believe the first 5-6 threads were full of my love for him....feels like it was lifetime ago!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Dare I ask what the treat is going to be?

Im on my last warning on this forum, I already can't pm or start a thread

 

[Boredofthegram]

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Ohhh Matt don’t go!

He's always the best at doing the briefings. Especially ending them with that little smile at the end. Always reminds me of this piece of genius

and Greg Davies would like his smile back.

Everytime I watch Taskmaster I always think of this thread

 

[Renegadedancer]

Every time the talk turns to Boris shagging i feel quite ill... All slobbery labrador breath.... Hopefully it would be over quickly

I reckon he’s selfish as well. Pump pump squirt then rolls over, farts and expects you to sleep in the wet patch.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Is that the look he gave Corbyn? Or that cyclist?

Maybe Corbyn was the cyclist

I've just noticed he's wearing grey joggers in that photo. I don't want to see his dick in joggers

 

[Platypusfattypus]

My ex Matts giving a Downing Street press conference tonight for all you Matt groupies. God I can’t believe the first 5-6 threads were full of my love for him....feels like it was lifetime ago!!

I forgot you started as a Hugecock honey. Though I think you made a good choice backing the Starmer Stallion.

I've decided to sort out my cupboard of doom, the one where you chuck shit to get it hidden. Am at that stage where you have a kitchen full of crap and you yourself are full of regrets. Send help, booze or Raab. Or all three

If he looks tired it’s because he’s been up all night with me again The man is rampant and won’t stop for rest.

It'll fall off if you don't give it a rest

 

[cushtybert]

Apologies for the delay, Nando’s has arrived and went down well but Bojo has drunk one too many panda pops so they have set him up with a drip full of coffee to wake him up. Don’t worry about the party, Whitty has got his gear on under his suit so if you see him shaking his leg a bit behind the podium it’s because the latex is getting caught a bit.

 

[coconochanel]

We know why theres a delay....Boris is trying to find a honey coloured tie and Whitty cant find @cushtybert 's knickers!

 

[Meangirl815]

I think the Matt show i mean the briefing will be about 5pm

My kids better keep quiet

 

[Platypusfattypus]

This is matt's

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

This pig bastard has just ruined my Thursday hair appointment! Big fat stinking Labrador

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt when he finds out he’s invited to a party round at a nurses house

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I've already posted this in the Boris johnson thread but look I'm just chilling in bed, feeling a bit warm and necking the cough mixture