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They are all unhinged on Mumsnet, but I think it may be a curiosity shag....It wasn’t me by the way!Re Boris sex details. Someone on Mumsnet claimed her friend has slept with him and he was ‘surprisingly kinky’ which made me feel slightly unwell.
Has he got a broken tooth in that pic, where he’s been biting just that little bit too hard
Chewing his toenails, he looks the typeThey are all unhinged on Mumsnet, but I think it may be a curiosity shag....It wasn’t me by the way!
Has he got a broken tooth in that pic, where he’s been biting just that little bit too hard
Every time the talk turns to Boris shagging i feel quite ill... All slobbery labrador breath.... Hopefully it would be over quickly
I reckon he’s selfish as well. Pump pump squirt then rolls over, farts and expects you to sleep in the wet patch.Every time the talk turns to Boris shagging i feel quite ill... All slobbery labrador breath.... Hopefully it would be over quickly
I bet it’s like shagging a festering tub of lard. All pale, clammy skin
I thought it said a festive tub of lardI bet it’s like shagging a festering tub of lard. All pale, clammy skin
Whatever one of those is ! 
Christmas BorisI thought it said a festive tub of lard
Hopefully comes once a year only
Christmas Boris , the gift that keeps on givingChristmas Boris
Hopefully comes once a year only
I'll be a very bad girl if it means santa Boris doesn't come down my chimney
I think it’s your turn to have a little ‘go’...you know you want to. Get your kink on!
Ive told you, I'm a one mardy throbbing MP kind of girl.
Stay true to yourself!
And his mardy, throbbing pencil dick.
Especially that
Would be like drinking from a straw...
A veiny straw
You pair are mean!!!! Leave my man alone!!
Im thinking of those hen party straws now
So am I! I still have one somewhere. Next time I see it I’ll think of Raab’s manhood
Morning honeys! Happy Monday, half term for us starts tomorrow so going to make the most of it and enjoy a day of shopping and coffee with my friend
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