bleeping hell! Strictly starts in half an hour! Does he have no respect?
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Whittys got a red tie on red=red room the filthy bugger!
Whitty gave a leg shake, the latex is pulling his hairs out bless him 
I think Raab is having trouble with the bolt through his dick, that’s why he’s not here . Next slide
Rumour is that Rishi has threatened to quit! 
He loves his ruggers!!!I can’t imagine Boris is all that much of a sports fan. I bet he’s lying blotto somewhere and his aides are desperately trying to sober him up. Maybe they should have roped Raab in instead @Platypusfattypus
His legs are quite far apart...what sadistic torture machine do you have him strapped up to??!Whitty gave a leg shake, the latex is pulling his hairs out bless him
Clitty is so calm under pressure ....I bet this comes in handy hey @cushtybert
Indeed it doesClitty is so calm under pressure ....I bet this comes in handy hey @cushtybert
This pig bastard has just ruined my Thursday hair appointment! Big fat stinking Labrador 
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I need an eyebrow wax I wont bloody be able to get in now!This pig bastard has just ruined my Thursday hair appointment! Big fat stinking Labrador
Get rishi to borrow some of matts melted caramel waffle and wax them off with that and the back of a sanitary pad lol
So Ladies Ive had a word with Rishi and hes agreed that if you wish you and your MP can all come and lockdown in our Yorkshire mansion. I have told him there will be a few rules though....
One of the spare rooms in the west wing will need to be turned into a red room for Whitty and @cushtybert
We will need to add caramel waffles to the shopping list
block all tv shows featuring Greg Davies
and if SIR Fanny harmer and @Blue raspberry slush pupp decides to join us we will need to keep the heating on so Kiers feet dont get cold in his sandals.
One of the spare rooms in the west wing will need to be turned into a red room for Whitty and @cushtybert
We will need to add caramel waffles to the shopping list
block all tv shows featuring Greg Davies
and if SIR Fanny harmer and @Blue raspberry slush pupp decides to join us we will need to keep the heating on so Kiers feet dont get cold in his sandals.
A giant picture of Nigel Farage has just appeared in the middle of my screen when reading this thread
You are so considerate! SIR starmer says thank you kindly for the offer! He did have one question...he wants to know if there’s a fountain on the grounds in case of any impromptu duels should somebody decide to bring along the lab as their plus one.
Could I please request a sizeable desk in our room, and that every lunch we get a Raab special from Pret 
Ribbed for my pleasure
Well he will be pleased to know there is already a fountain in the grounds so duel away. Who's first Raab vs Kier, Matt vs Raab or shell we pick from a hat more fun eh?
Count yourself lucky it wasnt PPG!A giant picture of Nigel Farage has just appeared in the middle of my screen when reading this thread
Fanny harmer said if Boris is not there he wants to take on Matt first if that’s ok
I reckon Van Tam could take Daniel Clevers role
I reckon van tam could take most of them in a proper duel to be honestI reckon Van Tam could take Daniel Clevers role
Although it would be more like a pub brawlI reckon van tam could take most of them in a proper duel to be honest
I dont know which dog I'm most jealous of, the one trying to lick his face or the one with its head in his groin
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