Or why not... Downing Men Strictly special?It better not clash with Strictly! That’s the only thing keeping me sane at the moment
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Yes!!! I would so love that to happen! Bet Matt would be up for it, but I’m not so sure his wife would
We know why theres a delay....Boris is trying to find a honey coloured tie and Whitty cant find @cushtybert 's knickers!
Whittys taking the piss now!! He’ll miss his private party at this rate!
He’s out trick or treating with Wilfred
Maybe Boris has got pissed and passed out and they are currently pumping him full of black coffee to sober him up?
Maybe he insisted on brushing his hair and they cant for the life of them find a bloody brush.
Bloody hell my drinks cupboard is empty just when you need a stiff drink. 
on the plus side of a lockdown..... this thread will be going non stop again
on the plus side of a lockdown..... this thread will be going non stop again
Who still has Whitty chained up?
Apologies for the delay, Nando’s has arrived and went down well but Bojo has drunk one too many panda pops so they have set him up with a drip full of coffee to wake him up. Don’t worry about the party, Whitty has got his gear on under his suit so if you see him shaking his leg a bit behind the podium it’s because the latex is getting caught a bit.
Get Boris more pissed. It'll be more fun
Six nations is on, FFS!
official announcement 
Fiddling with his tie because his leash is too tight under there
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Normally the sequels are tit anywayofficial announcement
Fiddling with his tie because his leash is too tight under there
They’ve got their outfits ready
Bet this is actually it
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I can’t imagine Boris is all that much of a sports fan. I bet he’s lying blotto somewhere and his aides are desperately trying to sober him up. Maybe they should have roped Raab in instead @Platypusfattypus 
*BREAKING NEWS* Boris is sorry for the delay but while he was arguing with whitty over how long to hold the lockdown for, Winston the goat ate his speech so now hes had to write it again!
Bloody hell come on!!!!!
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