Downing Street Men #16

[cushtybert]

When in reality he’s hiding this

I’d be well impressed if it glowed in the dark

Wheres Whitty? I bet @cushtybert has him locked in the red room the dirty mare.

Yes I did, the filthy beast said he wanted a good seeing too as he has a lot of pent up frustration at the moment, he said Bojo is being a dick more then ever

 

[Gym&Tonic]

A very funny thing happened today at school. We were doing Children in Need craft this afternoon and a little boy drew a very large penis on his picture of Pudsey Bear. Teacher told him off sternly but we all had to leave the class and fell about laughing

For some reason I immediately thought of this thread..

 

[Renegadedancer]

One of the interviews matt did he says he cant wait to go to a party he loves a party!! Bless him!!!

Matt will be hosting a sex party. Let’s hope we can all get an invite

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt's been telling a few porkies lately hasn't he? Tut tut!

Yeah he often tells his wife that he’s working when really he’s shagging me

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I dont know which dog I'm most jealous of, the one trying to lick his face or the one with its head in his groin

 

[Boredofthegram]

My brothers partner is suspected covid now. He’s waiting for a home test now and has been feeling awful. He works outdoors as a gardener and doesn’t really go anywhere other than work and home and hasn’t been socialising so who knows where he may have picked it up if it is that. The cases in our area are pretty high now though as we’re a 2 university city. Such a worry.

OMG Raabs mistress! @Platypusfattypus are you ok?!!!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I've spent all morning crying on Justin's shoulder. But he's been showing me his desk acrobatics to cheer me up

 

[Platypusfattypus]

My brothers partner is suspected covid now. He’s waiting for a home test now and has been feeling awful. He works outdoors as a gardener and doesn’t really go anywhere other than work and home and hasn’t been socialising so who knows where he may have picked it up if it is that. The cases in our area are pretty high now though as we’re a 2 university city. Such a worry.

OMG Raabs mistress! @Platypusfattypus are you ok?!!!

I can't believe I'm jealous of someone who has covid, just because they are banging Raab

 

[Platypusfattypus]

 

[coconochanel]

Dont know if you've heard but My Rishi has come top in a poll of sexiest MP's, The Fanny Harmer came in second. Bad luck for Matt though he was number two in the most unsexiest MP only beaten by PPG himself!

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Felt crap all day with this head cold glad to see matt today in house of commons cheered me up

Its always nice to see Matt in the commons, but I’d much rather see him in person. Ideally on top of me

 

[Platypusfattypus]

He does come across as one of the nicer tories but that bar isn't high I'd rather him for health secretary then Gove

 

[Boredofthegram]

No no ask what he dressed up as at halloween.

Greg Davies

 

[Renegadedancer]

I sneaked into the victory party that Carrie was having last night. There were dicks and tricks everywhere. Boris was a bit quiet, I think that’s what happens when you are on a lead. PPG was there like a dog with two dicks. I didn’t see Rishi, I think I overheard he had popped to home bargains with coco to look at the Christmas candles. And Dom....he’s still home in the spare room.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

My parents used to drop everything to watch the briefings

They weren't the only ones...

 

[Boredofthegram]

I’d love a return to the briefings.

Fave sweets?
Whitty - werthers
Rishi - a posh truffle from fortnum and masons
Raab - an extra strong mint
Boris - wine gums
Mattikins - Haribo tangfastics

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

I forgot you started as a Hugecock honey. Though I think you made a good choice backing the Starmer Stallion.

I've decided to sort out my cupboard of doom, the one where you chuck shit to get it hidden. Am at that stage where you have a kitchen full of crap and you yourself are full of regrets. Send help, booze or Raab. Or all three


It'll fall off if you don't give it a rest

my vagina thinks it was a good choice too

 

[Gym&Tonic]

My Auntie’s neighbours have Covid, the husband has been unwell but is getting about (in doors obviously), the the wife is really poorly and in bed. Just shows that it can affect different people in different ways. The husband is a window cleaner and works alone and the wife doesn’t work. They don’t know where they’ve had it from. So scary.

EDIT: OMG. On the Boris thread, someone has said that Raab’s mistress has tested positive! His fucking mistress!

 

[coconochanel]

So Ladies Ive had a word with Rishi and hes agreed that if you wish you and your MP can all come and lockdown in our Yorkshire mansion. I have told him there will be a few rules though....

One of the spare rooms in the west wing will need to be turned into a red room for Whitty and @cushtybert
We will need to add caramel waffles to the shopping list
block all tv shows featuring Greg Davies
and if SIR Fanny harmer and @Blue raspberry slush pupp decides to join us we will need to keep the heating on so Kiers feet dont get cold in his sandals.

 

[Boredofthegram]

Omg just looking for a bday card for my friend and saw this