Downing Street Men #16

[cushtybert]

he’s reading tattle, naughty boy

 

[coconochanel]

I bet it’s his mistresses house.

I can confirm it is a spare room in Mine and Rishi's mansion. I was fuming when Rishi arrived home with him after what he did to our lovely @Platypusfattypus but then Rishi promised to pass on Trudeau's number for her so I agreed to let Dom stay for a few days but he is in the coldest undecorated room in the mansion ( the one PPG stays in) the mattress is very lumpy and probably smells like wee after the last guest

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I hope your little boy is better and home. Soo @Boredofthegram

Here's Van Tam with a message for you

I've just noticed I've Van Tam has spelt your name wrong. Ffs

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Coronavirus: Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab self-isolating after 'close contact' COVID-positive person

The cabinet minister will have to self-isolate for a period of 14 days, in line with government and NHS rules.

news.sky.com

“close contact...I bet it was! the (allegedly) Randy cheating bastard

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I wonder if Kay Burley has a sturdy desk in the studio?

This is what I think of her desk

 

[cushtybert]

Oh Dom you dirty git, sticking your prick into lots of shit and now you’ve gone into isolation incase your sick.

thank you, thank you, takes a bow, will collect my award later for this little rhyme

 

[Boredofthegram]

Van Tam is isolating too. Is there a Honey with covid making the rounds, Raab, Boris, Van Tam. Who's next?

I bet izzabelle is riddled.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Dom hitting the fashion high stakes again. My Grandad used dress like that View attachment 316887

Haha I had to do a double take which one was him at first After seeing him in that jumper on his live feed I know he can do better then this!!!

Odd that he's concerned about serious flooding given the state of my knickers from seeing him again

 

[cushtybert]

Wonder what the others would want us dress up as. Whitty would want a sexy lab assistant.

Actual photo of Whittys uniform that he relaxes inbetween red room visits

 

[Platypusfattypus]

I think the Matt show i mean the briefing will be about 5pm

My kids better keep quiet

Bribe them


Dom totally not putting anything on twitter about Patel. Instead treating us to an insight into his zoom meeting. Though he stupidly originally posted the wrong photo and posted our zoom "meeting" instead. Thankfully deleted that before anyone saw

 

[coconochanel]

Rishi is splashing the cash again today, I hope he’s saving for a decent Xmas pressie for you coco.

Oh don't worry I've done my wish list at Harrods.

Did you all notice Rishi had a stiped tie on? I asked him to wear a honey coloured one as a nod to us but he said that would be too obvious so he wore the striped one instead, stripes-bees-honeys

 

[Renegadedancer]

He’s out trick or treating with Wilfred

 

[Monkeybum]

Hi honeys I don't often venture in these threads but thought you'd appreciate this.

I was talking politics with my mum last week, and she said she quite likes the chancellor. Then said 'apparently some people call him dishy Rishi and think he's quite the hunk'

If only you knew mum

 

[Renegadedancer]

Hi bitches, how are you all? It’s all kicking off at number 10. Apparently real reason for Cummings going is that he told Carrie about the honeys and she is not impressed. She’s had Boris strung up by the balls for most of the week.
Dare anyone tell her it’s not ‘her’ man we are after?

 

[Gym&Tonic]

If he looks tired it’s because he’s been up all night with me again The man is rampant and won’t stop for rest.

 

[cushtybert]

I need to see Whitty!!!!!!!!

 

[cushtybert]

Sorry about the delay, Whitty insisted on having nandos again before the briefing and there’s a delay on the chicken at the moment

 

[Gym&Tonic]

In his dreams. It would probably be more like this

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Izzy has started commenting on Matt’s Insta as well, the fucking bitch!

 

[Platypusfattypus]

Dom’s been to the foodbank today. He very naughtily forgot his face mask!

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Ah I've missed sitting on that face

@Blue raspberry slush pupp bad times

Im off to fuck up Boris's WiFi connection