Blind Nikita Dug will never not make me piss myself laughing.
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O M G. The hair. The nose. The glasses. It's too much for me my lovelies
Ah thought it wiz till ah saw it wuz New York post, I 'Marion' oanly dreams oaf being there.
That's bloody brilliant, might huv done a fart laff tae it. Dinna fash, ah don't follow thru like Marion
Marion huz a new name, Mange
Here he goes planting the seed to throw a sickie for the rest of the Christmas period.
The friggin state of him. The flat must be so cold or he's trying to look like one of East 17 in their old Christmas video.
Stupid man child
Stupid man child
Wait so he has done nothing because his so busy … busy doing what getting pure cosy on his sofa ?
and he isn’t feeling festive because it’s so cold even though he has been posting winter scenes all month praying forcold weather !
and he isn’t feeling festive because it’s so cold even though he has been posting winter scenes all month praying forcold weather !
I can see how he has no real friends. He's so friggin boring 
We had an old school friend who thankfully we don't see anymore, and when we gathered at one of the girls houses for drinks everyone said, ' Don't sit me next to X!'. Mario is the male version of her
How long does he need to waffle on about people doing subscriptions, ffs. He had the audacity as well to say he's hardly on Instagram because he's too busy
We had an old school friend who thankfully we don't see anymore, and when we gathered at one of the girls houses for drinks everyone said, ' Don't sit me next to X!'. Mario is the male version of her How long does he need to waffle on about people doing subscriptions, ffs. He had the audacity as well to say he's hardly on Instagram because he's too busy
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Never saw the Kat Slater shorts PJ set again did we considering his flat is absolllutleyy roasting. #PaisleysPinnochioThe friggin state of him. The flat must be so cold or he's trying to look like one of East 17 in their old Christmas video.
Stupid man child
A year and a half since he last did a tan?! Did he not do one for the niece's dance show? #PaisleysPinnochio
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1. Calling a bingo on his back being the reason why he's a sad wee lassie and doesn't do anything during Christmas.
2. Marion, nobody would pay to see your content. Your "3" posts a day are reposting snow reels you also have 18 stories up.
2. Marion, nobody would pay to see your content. Your "3" posts a day are reposting snow reels
you also have 18 stories up.Did he say peoples pussies ?
I never comment on here I am a stalker normally but he did my head in tonight its Ne'erday nerrrrday not what ever he said that's all lol
Urgh. That nasally little fake voice she does when she’s feeling herself on the stories 
Lash lift and tan for Santa? What a bleeping bell end.
Lash lift and tan for Santa? What a bleeping bell end.
Can someone please tell me what's he's talking about. Mr Best won't pause Handmaid's tale for "that bleep." So aye. All I see is an aardvark wearing a snood and so forth.
Nearly 7mins of shite.
Busy, busy, busy at work. He's terrified that he will pull his back oot, so is doing feel all. Nay massage therapy far 3 months.
Apart from a moan he's fine. if your nay ready for Christmas duck it.
Deek is watching the footie. He has nay watched hardly any Christmas movies this month.
The tree is coming doon on the 27th.
He was ''rubly'' interrupted. He's always in bed before the bells chime on NY. He's also oaf to see Johnny at the panto.
He's relaying all messages to Johnny as he has nay SM. Doesn't feel festive due to the weather.
He doesn't know what Deek has got him for Christmas, he has nay looked and Deek has nay idea what Martin has got him.
Then he moaned for nearly 4 mins aboot IG charging to view content. It should be free.
He may well go oot on Boxing day in the sales but he's planning an eyelash lift and do a fake tan.
Busy, busy, busy at work. He's terrified that he will pull his back oot, so is doing feel all. Nay massage therapy far 3 months.
Apart from a moan he's fine. if your nay ready for Christmas duck it.
Deek is watching the footie. He has nay watched hardly any Christmas movies this month.
The tree is coming doon on the 27th.
He was ''rubly'' interrupted. He's always in bed before the bells chime on NY. He's also oaf to see Johnny at the panto.
He's relaying all messages to Johnny as he has nay SM. Doesn't feel festive due to the weather.
He doesn't know what Deek has got him for Christmas, he has nay looked and Deek has nay idea what Martin has got him.
Then he moaned for nearly 4 mins aboot IG charging to view content. It should be free.
He may well go oot on Boxing day in the sales but he's planning an eyelash lift and do a fake tan.
June this year wuz the tittie heart bumps afore the community centre wean's dance awards. Marion went as Pat Butcher.
Tattlers keep receipts Marion doll
Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior
What the duck have I just watched 🤢 someone get me the brain bleach!
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Just the usual then! Thanks hen @mammaof3
Thanks hen @mammaof3
He’s only ragin that instagrams added a subscription service cos he’ll never get tae use it. No FUCKER would ever pay to see his shite posts. I dunno why he’s acting as if paying to see content is some new, ludicrous thing? Ever heard a Patreon? YouTube subscriptions? Maz just say your jealous a people that make mair money than you and move
Aardvark wearing a snood
abzalootly deed ma lovelie
Mazda ma lovely. You dinnae need tae be affronted aboot Instagram subscriptions. You are absolutely no the target market for this.
It's aimed at actual influencers, no at benefit fraudsters, in hunners of thousands of pounds of debt who are squatting in a cooncil bedsit.
It's aimed at actual influencers, no at benefit fraudsters, in hunners of thousands of pounds of debt who are squatting in a cooncil bedsit.
Showing ma age here ma lovelies but its pronnounced nareday its no noordie even even if your from Ayrshire
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