Beirut’s very own ET is planning on getting his chicken carcass body pummelled by bruise in the New Year anaw @hopethishelpsallthebest hen
Hands all over his clammy grey skin and so forth.Beirut’s very own ET is planning on getting his chicken carcass body pummelled by bruise in the New Year anaw @hopethishelpsallthebest hen
Sorry to quote maself but I calculated his rambling wrong lol.Nearly 7mins of shite.
Busy, busy, busy at work. He's terrified that he will pull his back oot, so is doing feel all. Nay massage therapy far 3 months.
Apart from a moan he's fine. if your nay ready for Christmas duck it.
Deek is watching the footie. He has nay watched hardly any Christmas movies this month.
The tree is coming doon on the 27th.
He was ''rubly'' interrupted. He's always in bed before the bells chime on NY. He's also oaf to see Johnny at the panto.
He's relaying all messages to Johnny as he has nay SM. Doesn't feel festive due to the weather.
He doesn't know what Deek has got him for Christmas, he has nay looked and Deek has nay idea what Martin has got him.
Then he moaned for nearly 4 mins aboot IG charging to view content. It should be free.
He may well go oot on Boxing day in the sales but he's planning an eyelash lift and do a fake tan.
*Bruise watches Marion’s latest story and will now be out of office for the foreseeable*Hands all over his clammy grey skin and so forth.
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I'd LOVE that to happen. Especially if it came from her blokeCheck out his comment in H's reel. Ready to take her hand and jump into the changes with her... It's not your business Marion and who says your part of it. I hope one of the changes is getting rid of him.
It'll be something AMA has copied from someone else no doubt 

He's definitely the type who writes "Obvs I already knew hen but sooooo excited you've made it official!!" on pregnancy announcements on social media.Urgh why is he acting like such a little reject Mean Girl. “I know the changes!!!” duck off Marion you insufferable prick, you’re not special. No one cares about Ava May and her horrible melts, the ship has sailed.
He reminds me of one of them wee girls who announces they are pregnant, then her mates pop up saying "so glad it's finally out, it was so hard keeping the secret"Urgh why is he acting like such a little reject Mean Girl. “I know the changes!!!” duck off Marion you insufferable prick, you’re not special. No one cares about Ava May and her horrible melts, the ship has sailed.
I thought he did hen...but I imagine it's no his favourite word so ayeDid he say peoples pussies ?
New teletubby, peely walleyMazda ma lovely. You dinnae need tae be affronted aboot Instagram subscriptions. You are absolutely no the target market for this.
It's aimed at actual influencers, no at benefit fraudsters, in hunners of thousands of pounds of debt who are squatting in a cooncil bedsit.
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Aye hen Hinch & Solomon do this with each other... attention seeking cuntsHe reminds me of one of them wee girls who announces they are pregnant, then her mates pop up saying "so glad it's finally out, it was so hard keeping the secret"
She already sells perfume apparently.Judging by the perfume bottles on the wall and desk, I'm going to say perfume. So aye. Eau de parfum - shartin Martin, coming soon.
she only enjoys the build up to Christmas and then when it’s actual Christmas wants it to be over because the whole things such an anticlimax when you remember you’ve nothing to do. Comma incomingOmg he's full of the festive cheer isn't he! Moping and moaning on his stories that Monday will soon be here and it'll all be over and how his tree is coming down on the 27th. What a tit!! Honestly for someone who bigged up his Xmas content literally months ago he's one massive Debbie Downer. What's with all these insta Huns whinging on about taking their trees down. I'm just starting to enjoy mine but then again mine only went up on the 1 December and not around June time lol
Good god it's depressing watching his stories. He should be getting excited and all that as he's supposedly so into Xmas yet you can tell he's aching for it all to be over. Sad state of affairs.