2 hamsters in their cages, uncanny....
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I reckon Marion is more likely to try get an only fans account trying to sell pics of his button mushroom. I’m sure there is a market out there for itHe’s only ragin that instagrams added a subscription service cos he’ll never get tae use it. No FUCKER would ever pay to see his shite posts. I dunno why he’s acting as if paying to see content is some new, ludicrous thing? Ever heard a Patreon? YouTube subscriptions? Maz just say your jealous a people that make mair money than you and move![]()
He really does have a sad wee life doesn’t he? Prepping his tan and makeup for christmas, get a grip.
He reminds me of when l used to get excited for my school Christmas party and getting my outfit ready. The difference being l was about 10!He really does have a sad wee life doesn’t he? Prepping his tan and makeup for christmas, get a grip.
I think if he actually just said Christmas isn't for him and he'd rather avoid it all we would call him a scrooge but he could own it. He posts constantly on the lead up through, shares winter wonderlands daily, has a countdown to Christmas filter on.Haven't missed much then gang? He is still being a boring hermit?
This is literally the best time of year to get up and do stuff! There is so much on. You can even have a wee lethalat 2pm on a weekday if you want and nobody will bat an eyelid as you can use the duck it, its Christmas excuse!
He works 3 hours a week, has no responsibilities other than baby gurl rayn, so why isn't he doing this? He does absolutely nothing.
No Christmas Markets, No nights out, no nights in, no friend or family get togethers - the list goes on
its all just very sad and if its this sad now then imagine how sad it will be in Spring when he has absolutely NO content (no shite tree, no American winter wonderland footage, no hot choc station lmao)
His life is just so boring. I know not all of us have to be doing something 24/7 but he does not one single thing other than go to the same food establishments 2349239472 times a week.
Surely he can't be happy?
Aye henNoticed a tooth on his comb has snapped, must be all that luscious hair of yours eh Maria![]()
Fuk it!!!!! #needed….you go hen live life as it should beHens am thinking aboot a wee trip abroad next year but it’s an organised group trip so a bit priceyThen I remember all the money Marion has spent on plastic crap and it doesn’t seem so bad
To go or not to go?
Naw hen!!! Life is fur living so duck that holiday, get into your jammies so aw your cosy and warum, stick 20 wax melts oan in the wan room so you canny breathe, stick 2 bleep washings in the machine, get a fuhl weans selection box to yoursel, and get aw comfy in your bed!!Hens am thinking aboot a wee trip abroad next year but it’s an organised group trip so a bit priceyThen I remember all the money Marion has spent on plastic crap and it doesn’t seem so bad
To go or not to go?
Hen you get that holiday booked, mop kick yer way into the airport way plenty joos n criss in yer bag and get aw cozy on that big junbo jetHens am thinking aboot a wee trip abroad next year but it’s an organised group trip so a bit priceyThen I remember all the money Marion has spent on plastic crap and it doesn’t seem so bad
To go or not to go?
Did they? What's the tea on this?Did we ever find out why spo8j0nge dropped him?