Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

What the duck have I just watched someone get me the brain bleach!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

£300 hair dryer and his hair doesnae move. It's the same style wet and dry. He may aswell use a hand held battery fan. bleeping wee porcupine, so aye.

Hand held battery fan

 

[iris8]

Here we, here we, here we fkn gooooo.


*** dives on ma leather sofa****

Let the pantomine begin.

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

You’re welcome

 

[Mum3boys]

Giving his wee rack a little bespoke thrust there so aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hand held battery fan

It would save on his electric
Thinks he's Jeffery Star the day.

 

[Shmebulock]

Giving his wee rack a little bespoke thrust there so aye

It's so cringy, I'm mortified for him

 

[Mum3boys]

So glad he stayed sat doon getting some class with the dyson to save the wee button mushroom thrusting the day

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Mortified for her!!!

 

[other things online]

bleeping thinking he's pure boujee wearing that stinking hoosecoat

I used to be a career in an old peoples home and I’m sure I’ve seen that hoosecoat before, fae Bonmarche

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Do you what’s quite sad, he clearly enjoys going out and doing something because his personality has changed. It makes me wonder why he doesn’t do it more often, rather than buying unecessary shite to show off on the gram.

If he went out on the gay scene he’d get witch slapped and rag dolled round every bar he went into, toxic wee scheme queen!!!

 

[OhhBacon]

It’s the tittie pump they just finishes me off

Giving his wee rack a little bespoke thrust there so aye

You guys have made me howl, that was the bit that I wanted preserved on here but couldn’t work out how to describe. So glad you all spotted it too, both descriptions are on point!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ah bet he’s covered in dust aff that Dyson noo the weirdo.

 

[other things online]

It’s the thrusting at the end for me

 

[#noinfluencer]

What a bleeping idiot!! Can't be much of a day sesh if he wasn't even ready 53 minutes ago!

It’s the thrusting at the end for me

Struggled to watch the whole story and I now I wish I didn't....

 

[Babybail93]

Can always rely on Mario tae make a show of herself. Absolutely mortified on his behalf the day

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I feel this song would go better.

Look out the night Deek.

 

[Babybail93]

His forehead looks like Tammy Slaton’s. So aye

 

[coffeeislife21]

The blouse is out

 

[#noinfluencer]

FFS.... THAT SHIRT/BLOUSE!