hopethishelpsallthebest
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That's the only place they will fit. Up his fat arse.Nae joke. I honestly thought the only place he'd fit those candy canes is up his bum! There's no more room in the flat with all the mugs and postbox.
That's the only place they will fit. Up his fat arse.Nae joke. I honestly thought the only place he'd fit those candy canes is up his bum! There's no more room in the flat with all the mugs and postbox.
I don't know whether it's because I've had wine, but I couldn't stop laughing making these. Particularly the last one.Go on @hopethishelpsallthebest kin we huv a wee Narnia jurney, Martin can be the ice queen and wee Deek kin be Mr Tumnus.
Dead!Am no trying to come oot a ma ain lane, we all know @hopethishelpsallthebest is the expert on these, nae debates.
I just wunner if maybes wan of the tress could double up as a wee bespoke outfit and so forth
Ma lovely, I feel your pain.I put the bedding on the line, and the duvet to air. Mr Dayn is WFH, gave him instructions that deek could follow... If it rain bring big white duvet in. So, home and duvet is sodden. Argh!!!
You have been ruled out of my enquiries my dear.Oh gooooaaad ma lovelies ah'm pure bespokely shiteing masel that you all think I'm Mario the noo. I pish masel laughin at this thread daily but don't post as I'm nowhere near funny enough.
Tell a lie, I did post here once but made an utter tit of myself thinking that Mario was browsing Lovehoney on his laptop when in fact it was a bespoke Photoshop
He's bought himself a new jumper to watch a film awn the telly.... HE'S ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN ITEM OF CLOTHING TO SIT IN THE FLAT TO WATCH A FILM!We're in for a wee treat on Friday ma lovelies.
Broon teddy bear Primark pyjammies, Ugg slippers, criss & joose
She had to leave the lassies early ma lovelie, to go to home bargains and back oan the 6pm mcgills bus, so aye.Putting him in the Barbie pink dress might have made him look livelier but he'd still have stood there with a face like thunder. Wonder what he was like at the hen party?