Shut up trolls, he'll get up out of the sick bed bumming fort, and go for one those lovely autumnal walk he likes. All crispy golden leaves dog tit and smiling happy families. Then back to Tat Towers to step over the bitten off ears, hot chocolate and reading tattle a cosy film.
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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He has got to be trolling us with the two trees post!!
“Tress”. Illiterate bleep.
where’s he going to put them??!!!!
This is just an excuse to buy more red & white tit isn’t it?
where’s he going to put them??!!!!
This is just an excuse to buy more red & white tit isn’t it?
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I actually want to see how she fits 2 tress beside each other.
I'm here for it.
Lemme get my cris n joose to see how they do it
Know wit ave made ma peace n stayin in ma lain. Let Marion and her tress be.
I'm here for it.
Lemme get my cris n joose to see how they do it
Know wit ave made ma peace n stayin in ma lain. Let Marion and her tress be.
Think ye mite be cuming doon wi something and nae debates, huv ye caught Martin's cold?I actually want to see how she fits 2 tress beside each other.
I'm here for it.
Lemme get my cris n joose to see how they do it
Know wit ave made ma peace n stayin in ma lain. Let Marion and her tress be.
Oh please let him do two trees this year!!! I would give up my Christmas money to see it!!
Where the duck is he gonna put the other one?
On top of the coffee table? Shower cubicle? High footfall area?As he has the washing slung over the door and mouldering on a rack in the corner, it's totally pointless doing any sort of decoration.
In the name of the wee man. Where the duck is he going to put two trees???
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that ah'm no Mazda. I rarely post, just find this thread funny as duck and since I had that dream about him I feel weirdly connected. Fucker doing some Nightmare on Elm Street thing on me so aye.
Tress ma luvelie, tress. It’s the new pleural of tree!!
I'm sure he thinks that tiny flat is a frggin tardis. He obviously sees it bigger than what we do.
Tresses... 
I'm done
I'm done 
Screaming at the concept of two “tress” in that postage size front room 
he doesn’t even have enough space for a decent cat tree for Rayn and he’s thinking of putting TWO Christmas trees up in there??? What a loon. He’s a parody. Has to be. Cannot be real.
It was bad enough last year when he had the techno rave tree in the bedroom, 3mm away from his hooter as he slept. And then moaned for weeks that he was having bad sleep!
he doesn’t even have enough space for a decent cat tree for Rayn and he’s thinking of putting TWO Christmas trees up in there??? What a loon. He’s a parody. Has to be. Cannot be real.It was bad enough last year when he had the techno rave tree in the bedroom, 3mm away from his hooter as he slept. And then moaned for weeks that he was having bad sleep!
Someone's been drinking the Destello, because this fat duck is tripping.
Calling it now, he will get the two “tress” and put them either side of the tv. Can feel it in my bones like Martin feels a surprise bowel movement.
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