Ave just scrolled tae the end Ah this thread wae an enormous amount Ah hesitation incase you did yer worst and helped us imagine ma wee lovelie
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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Ma lovely... I think ye could be ontae something. I watched many episodes of Columbo as a wean so I have looked for wee clues and aye...You have been ruled out of my enquiries my dear.
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Nice to see so many shy lurkers now posting, you should all do it more.
If you have posted at least once on tattle on any thread you are off my Martin in disguise list.
So Marion has bought EXTRA strong tooth paste ! Funny his smelly breath has been mentioned recently ..but he dusnae read here ma lovelies
Hen, you need to get tae know. Marion has been roaming these threads.I don’t get why people think maz would be lurking on here, why would he, am I being thick? No I’m not maz btw
I also think he does stories in response to things that have been said here.
Someone mentions his air fryer = he used it last night.
We said he has nae friends = posts a story yesterday claiming his imaginary friends bought him yet another mug.
We've been keeping track of his wild spending habit = he's pretending every piece of junk that comes into his house was a birthday gift from Deekz, used with the petty cash Deekz gave him, etc.
We say he has a sad life = he says he knows he has no life and that people say he should get out mare but he loves festering in his tiny flat.
Blanche ma lovely, please don't give @hopethishelpsallthebest ideas aboot creating this. Am no sure ma Kerry Katonas can copeAve just scrolled tae the end Ah this thread wae an enormous amount Ah hesitation incase you did yer worst and helped us imagine ma wee lovelie
I cannae get intae anymore trouble lovelieAve just scrolled tae the end Ah this thread wae an enormous amount Ah hesitation incase you did yer worst and helped us imagine ma wee lovelie
I am 2 stepping back n forth with ma bungle coat, clicks tongue, utter Bet Lynch Rodney vibes, only fools and horses on in the background, am no Mario by the way!!!! Wish I was, living in that absolute goldmine built from the ground up, frontline/key worker at Police Scotland, being wined and dined by Deeky oh I dream so on and so forth etc!!!!
Ah think oor @Blanche Hunt doth protest too much and she's looking tae add tae her bespoke Martin photie collection @hopethishelpsallthebestAve just scrolled tae the end Ah this thread wae an enormous amount Ah hesitation incase you did yer worst and helped us imagine ma wee lovelie
Since he thinks it weird that we huv his pictures oan oor phones ah've started getting the photies developed and huv an auld school photie album deficated ...ah mean dedicated tae Martin.
Ah dream oaf the day ah'm invited tae the penthoose oaf Seedyhill and me and Martin can flick through it the gether.
I used to a shy lurker purely because you lot are a set of really funny bastards and I just cannot keep up! Also I have a job that's a full time job and a side gig cos unfortunately working in mental health doesn't pay very well. *nasally whiney voice* Anyways I'm rambling shite that's all I'm saying the day tonnsa loveYou have been ruled out of my enquiries my dear.
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Nice to see so many shy lurkers now posting, you should all do it more.
If you have posted at least once on tattle on any thread you are off my Martin in disguise list.
He’s no tae youse them cos they apparently cause hair loss and he really canny afford that 
. It’s awright though cos he can keep the gorjus bottles and refill them with Alberto balsam fae wan below.
. It’s awright though cos he can keep the gorjus bottles and refill them with Alberto balsam fae wan below. Look at us aw, pure detectives and nae debates. Ah'm oaff tae the Paisley polis station tae demand a joab.Ma lovely... I think ye could be ontae something. I watched many episodes of Columbo as a wean so I have looked for wee clues and aye...
Hes 100% still using them or he'll just bin them completely.
Why does he need to decant other stuff into them? Did he not have those bottles with labels back when the hinch army decided to decant and label everything
Also from what I see they have 4 star reviews.
Hes only saying he'll use the bottles cause he sees the messages on here calling him wasteful.
Sorry I'm on a wee rager on this day of dawn.
Why does he need to decant other stuff into them? Did he not have those bottles with labels back when the hinch army decided to decant and label everything
Also from what I see they have 4 star reviews.
Hes only saying he'll use the bottles cause he sees the messages on here calling him wasteful.
Sorry I'm on a wee rager on this day of dawn.
Belly laughed at this, she's a bad troll.Ave just scrolled tae the end Ah this thread wae an enormous amount Ah hesitation incase you did yer worst and helped us imagine ma wee lovelie
He’s a wasteful fucker as if shite shampoo will make any difference to his barnett 
Why does he just return the itemsHes 100% still using them or he'll just bin them completely.
Why does he need to decant other stuff into them? Did he not have those bottles with labels back when the hinch army decided to decant and label everything
Also from what I see they have 4 star reviews.
Hes only saying he'll use the bottles cause he sees the messages on here calling him wasteful.
Sorry I'm on a wee rager on this day of dawn.
I’m guessing because he had no intention paying the Klarna bill he purchased it on lol
Right……. Chicken tits we all know you lurk here so here it is… listen up!!! YOUSE is not a word!!!! Its USE!!! Your illiteracy infuriates me 
buy a bloody dictionary…
back in my ain lane I go!!!
buy a bloody dictionary…back in my ain lane I go!!!
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