Cannot see Maz sitting gazing out the window whilst absorbing some bespoke classic novels. Mibbe some Mr Men is more his lane, but no this.
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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I woke up in the night and it was pouring with rain. I said to myself “oh no, I’ve left all the bleep washings on the line”.
I have 4 kids and 2 kids have partners so I’ve been trying to be organised and asked them all for Christmas lists on our family WhatsApp. They all laughed and told me to get a grip as one set are off on late summer holiday next week and two have birthdays between now and Xmas which mario in case you forgot is 3 months away. A quarter of a year. I’m a twit
I have 4 kids and 2 kids have partners so I’ve been trying to be organised and asked them all for Christmas lists on our family WhatsApp. They all laughed and told me to get a grip as one set are off on late summer holiday next week and two have birthdays between now and Xmas which mario in case you forgot is 3 months away. A quarter of a year. I’m a twit
Oh ma lovelie that’s a shame about your bleep washings. I cannae get ma bleep washings hung oot today as they’ll end up blown intae the North Sea, it’s definitely feeling a bit autumnal where I am today. I cannae wait to get hame all warm and cosy.
Is she oan her annual leave noo?
DumDim Derek sounds extremely Camp when he opens his thick mouth and he’s quite soft spoken. Go treat yourself to some of Marion’s highlights Ma lovlie, there’s some right beauts on there when DumDim opens his mouth to speak ten seconds before his pea sized brain kicks in
Man child 
Aye, he’ll be busy filming his hoards o cane lame especially for his lovelies and running roon every Home Bargains and B&M looking for mate.
He’s such a wee tadger of a man. I’d be willing to bet he has a set of pearls where his balls should be (fake pearls of course, in case the DLA come sniffing around)Man child
Marion will have back complaints next we lying on his brick sofa for the week while snacking on his criss, cheeseless cheeseboard and joose aff his brick table.Man child
Oh lovelie, just put the bleep washing on an airier next to a damp wall in your living room and it’ll be fine
mines on the line today, in the SUN Mario 
Why’s he terrified? It’s not like he’s ever gonna go on a plane. Ffs
He FEEL into a Disney movie and snacks 
There really is no hope fae this tadger
There really is no hope fae this tadger
Youse
Sorry ma lovelies am as illiterate as Marion, I really should spellcheck before I post. It was meant to say ‘mare’ as in more. 🫣
why can’t he speak properly? “And it’s true story of this event”
WHAT
She will be getting her 2 tress up and all the candy cane lame shite out!
He speaks like an illiterate, Scottish Yoda.
Why does he walk like a 70 year old women with arthritis?
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He’s got a scarf on? It is a bit colder but it is not cold enough for a scarf!
In saying that I am in across the border for work but when I left this morning it wasn’t freezing.
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