so I’m now the proud owner of a wahhhful shower curtain so ayeNae joke. I honestly thought the only place he'd fit those candy canes is up his bum! There's no more room in the flat with all the mugs and postbox.
I wonder what exciting things he'll be doing after 5pm tomorrow when his "me time" starts? 
THE EXACT SAME TEDIOUS SHITE HE DOES EVERY bleeping DAY/NIGHT because he's wan boring sack of sharting tit. 
I remember seeing them in the store last year, and they were quite big. They'll look stupid in that tiny flat
Gives me heavy lollipop guild vibesI remember seeing them in the store last year, and they were quite big. They'll look stupid in that tiny flat
Hell mend ye and nae debates, that's why Martin starts his seasons early #ifyekenyekenI was in that small business Home Bargains the day as I needed a new shower curtain. They only had 1 type as it seems they’ve made space for loads of Christmas crap
Will fit right in with the rest of candy cane lame then.I remember seeing them in the store last year, and they were quite big. They'll look stupid in that tiny flat
Getting his chocolate starfish bleached ? Aww ready for his night in the bumming fortHere we go again.....
So aye.....
There's always been talk that Martin posts here sometimes under an alias sticking up for his buys etc. But noo someone ...canni remember whoRight I’m as thick as deek here av nae idea who yous are on about !!!!!!! I wanty get tae know
...thinks they also have a lurker post that likes lots of posts, particularly in this thread but never posts themselves.Oh that's good ye goat some part time shifts when ye urni feeling well, tonsa luv MTired?? I’ve already done over 50 hours work this week on antibiotics with a chest infection. Lazy bastard don’t know what tired is.
xThey’ll be oot treatin themselves at Castelvecchi for a slap up meal and a jaunt roon Home Bargains and B&M the morra night to get the holidays going. Saturday they’ll go oot for lunch to Jam Jar and a jaunt room some other shops that sell shite. Sunday he’ll be changing his sharty sheets and pyoor gutting his hale hoose. Then next week he’s got 2 big events a massage fae some man that a canna mind his name and a dental appointment to get him tombstones looked at. He’ll also change his sharty sheets and gut his hoose daily next week. So aye ma lovelie, that’s the lowdown o his holidays.Here we go again.....
So aye.....
we’ve got a fortnight in Spain booked in June and it can’t come quick enough.
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