Him keep screeching “I can’t cope! I can’t cope with you!”
That’s what Hinch says whenever her boring kid does the least little thing. Get some new material Mazza!
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That’s what Hinch says whenever her boring kid does the least little thing. Get some new material Mazza!
23 stories long for Mrs Hinch's stuff!!!! goodness me - he was so excited to get that stuff wasn't he?? doesnt realise she hasnt put anything about it on her stories but yes hes done a 23 story long advertisement for her and gets nowt for it other that one of each of all her stuff ..including 4 green cups!!??? those green cups are a little random in all that grey
Yes she saw the chance for some free advertising and poor Mario fell for it!! Shes sitting on her arse while he put about 2 hours work into selling that tit for her. What a dope. Mario has a bit of naivety about him but shes a nasty cow.
Been catching up the thread, only started following this guy a few weeks ago. So far im interested to know, how old is he, and how old is derek? He looks about 45 and wee Derek looks about 22.
Wee maz seems like a massive hoarder with a spending compulsion, his Monica cupboard doesn't even fit in the bloody cupboard anymore! Agree all that tit shoved down the side will be mouldy as duck. He can't help himself to follow the latest trend about 2 years too late and by the time it's finished the trend has moved on so he frantically needs to buy everything again to keep up with the insta trends.
Loved the way he was describing the hinch tat, oh I've seen this as a trend on Instagram so it's even clear to him that Sophie aka mrs hinch to me and you, is just copying trends for her range that she knows her minions will go and buy. I cancelled my delivery saver with Tesco over their latest collab with her, absolutely fed up of every instawanker and their dog getting paid to advertise the bleeping Clubcard as well. Anyway, I'll get back in my ain layne and enjoy the thread , peace oot my lovelies
Wee maz seems like a massive hoarder with a spending compulsion, his Monica cupboard doesn't even fit in the bloody cupboard anymore! Agree all that tit shoved down the side will be mouldy as duck. He can't help himself to follow the latest trend about 2 years too late and by the time it's finished the trend has moved on so he frantically needs to buy everything again to keep up with the insta trends.
Loved the way he was describing the hinch tat, oh I've seen this as a trend on Instagram so it's even clear to him that Sophie aka mrs hinch to me and you, is just copying trends for her range that she knows her minions will go and buy. I cancelled my delivery saver with Tesco over their latest collab with her, absolutely fed up of every instawanker and their dog getting paid to advertise the bleeping Clubcard as well. Anyway, I'll get back in my ain layne and enjoy the thread , peace oot my lovelies
Life at .... but I can’t workout what the last one is
His million of dots on his stories remind me of this clip from Still Game, far too long when really one or two would do.
Winston way ahead of his time , tap tap hun get to the point
Now he’s got Yankee candles?? When will this bleeping madness end?
So a brand rep for Ava May, who has his own scent named after him,has just declared Yankee do his all time favourite spring/summer scent. Brilliant
he really is a plonkerSo a brand rep for Ava May, who has his own scent named after him,has just declared Yankee do his all time favourite spring/summer scent. Brilliant
Another tub of hair mask?!? I’m really finding it hard that he isn’t a parody account
I’m really finding it hard that he isn’t a parody account
Another air freshener?? bleeping hell his flat must hum like the perfume department in Debenhams I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.
I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.I’ve just realised as well that it’s a “plumping” hair mask for “fine hair” bleeping hell mazza, don’t be expecting any miracles Hen
bleeping hell mazza, don’t be expecting any miracles Hen 
Its Rain I feel sorry for. No escape from the fumesAnother air freshener?? bleeping hell his flat must hum like the perfume department in Debenhams
And how is the scent of it supposed to cling to his hair, his total amount of hair is less than an average depilation session. (yes OK, I'm an actual ape)I’ve just realised as well that it’s a “plumping” hair mask for “fine hair”
I can just imagine him using his Dyson hairdryer after using the hair maskI’ve just realised as well that it’s a “plumping” hair mask for “fine hair”
Aye, there’s nae hair to cling to
he really is the gift that keeps on giving! Does he actually hear himself???
So a brand rep for Ava May, who has his own scent named after him,has just declared Yankee do his all time favourite spring/summer scent. Brilliant
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And after Hannah went to the bother of renaming his favourite summer scent "Sea shells" cos he couldn't pronounce the original name "Seychelles"
Karmer on her arse
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And after Hannah went to the bother of renaming his favourite summer scent "Sea shells" cos he couldn't pronounce the original name "Seychelles"
Karmer on her arse
How many masks does he need ffs he has about 3 hairs on his head... he genuinely just loves to buy shite he does not need.. bald weirdo.Another tub of hair mask?!?
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