Been catching up the thread, only started following this guy a few weeks ago. So far im interested to know, how old is he, and how old is derek? He looks about 45 and wee Derek looks about 22.
Wee maz seems like a massive hoarder with a spending compulsion, his Monica cupboard doesn't even fit in the bloody cupboard anymore! Agree all that tit shoved down the side will be mouldy as duck. He can't help himself to follow the latest trend about 2 years too late and by the time it's finished the trend has moved on so he frantically needs to buy everything again to keep up with the insta trends.
Loved the way he was describing the hinch tat, oh I've seen this as a trend on Instagram so it's even clear to him that Sophie aka mrs hinch to me and you, is just copying trends for her range that she knows her minions will go and buy. I cancelled my delivery saver with Tesco over their latest collab with her, absolutely fed up of every instawanker and their dog getting paid to advertise the bleeping Clubcard as well. Anyway, I'll get back in my ain layne and enjoy the thread , peace oot my lovelies