*pats sofa**sit doon and tell us moar ma lovelie.I suspect IBS isn’t the issue... I had bum fun once and I couldn’t sit right for a week...
*pats sofa**sit doon and tell us moar ma lovelie.I suspect IBS isn’t the issue... I had bum fun once and I couldn’t sit right for a week...
His baby batter must be rank! Get the pineapple down ya henHow the duck can he eat all that cheese, processed meat and garlic dip if he has super sensitive ibs where he falls through the flairboards?
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At least he has a peach towel handy to catch any spillages!The ‘table’ is too far from the breezeblock sofa so he can’t reach his pizza
He's awf to bed in his pizza stinking pjs soon.
I suspect IBS isn’t the issue... I had bum fun once and I couldn’t sit right for a week...
Poor Derek. Just the thought of him getting that close to Mario's Butto n mushroom oh no honey I need a therapist.His baby batter must be rank! Get the pineapple down ya hen
I wish I was this funny. This is art. Pure bespoke... so aye and so forth.Come on, which one of youse bastards are responsible for this?!?
Somebody gift him a sparkled up sofa table. That will be the next thing so he can eat his bespoke ibs diet of junk , junk and more junk foodThe ‘table’ is too far from the breezeblock sofa so he can’t reach his pizza
Ha I bet he’s mortified that he’s alluded to his 4am explosive diarrhoeaWhy is he up in the middle of the night! If this was 2 hours ago it makes it 4.30 am- maybe his bespoke IBS is through the flair boards after that pizza!!
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I still can't believe that person has bleeping framed it!I wish I was this funny. This is art. Pure bespoke... so aye and so forth.
He's forcing cuddles on Rayn when she'd rather be eating his IBS flair-up!Why is he up in the middle of the night! If this was 2 hours ago it makes it 4.30 am- maybe his bespoke IBS is through the flair boards after that pizza!!
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Probably told them to duck off he’s at work and is waiting for it to be framed before he’ll join inSo I see that a lot of the Glasgow grammers are joining forces to promote a brilliant Christmas charity, led by the one that had the recent window journey. Has set up a Just Giving page and the slogan "help a kid for a quid" and they all put it on their stories last night. So far so great and they've already exceeded their donations target.
But I can't help wondering why Melvin isn't a part of this, particularly as he's aw aboot Christmas and his following is bigger than the rest of them combined? Not invited or turned the invitation down? Or missed the call as his outbox is permanently "unindated"?
Waiting to see if he'll give it a shout out seeing as a few of his favourites are involved.
. You're really not in the mood for Melvin today are you ma lovelie?It's just Labyrinth monzoloid. Not THE labyrinth. Get it right cuntface.
Scummy mummy on begging for donations in true children in need pudsy style, why why why she doesn't have a page on here baffles me ...so aye ma luvleesSo I see that a lot of the Glasgow grammers are joining forces to promote a brilliant Christmas charity, led by the one that had the recent window journey. Has set up a Just Giving page and the slogan "help a kid for a quid" and they all put it on their stories last night. So far so great and they've already exceeded their donations target.
But I can't help wondering why Melvin isn't a part of this, particularly as he's aw aboot Christmas and his following is bigger than the rest of them combined? Not invited or turned the invitation down? Or missed the call as his outbox is permanently "unindated"?
Waiting to see if he'll give it a shout out seeing as a few of his favourites are involved.