*pats sofa**sit doon and tell us moar ma lovelie.
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His baby batter must be rank! Get the pineapple down ya hen
At least he has a peach towel handy to catch any spillages!The ‘table’ is too far from the breezeblock sofa so he can’t reach his pizza
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Bahahahaha Tattle ads has seen his pizza!
Poor Derek. Just the thought of him getting that close to Mario's Butto n mushroom oh no honey I need a therapist.
Quick, someone frame the karma on your arse message
I wish I was this funny. This is art. Pure bespoke... so aye and so forth.Come on, which one of youse bastards are responsible for this?!?
Somebody gift him a sparkled up sofa table. That will be the next thing so he can eat his bespoke ibs diet of junk , junk and more junk foodThe ‘table’ is too far from the breezeblock sofa so he can’t reach his pizza
Why is he up in the middle of the night! If this was 2 hours ago it makes it 4.30 am- maybe his bespoke IBS is through the flair boards after that pizza!!
poor rayn!!!
poor rayn!!!
Oh ma lovelies it looks like the chat has taken a downward turn, it’s put me right aff ma toasted pan breed and air fryer hash broons.
Thank god it’s a new day of dawn today and av no got any work for 2 days. Youse aw know what that means, zoflora martinis for breakfast. Ching Ching ma lovelies.
Spine bright and keep chanting each other oan. Youse have got this.
Thank god it’s a new day of dawn today and av no got any work for 2 days. Youse aw know what that means, zoflora martinis for breakfast. Ching Ching ma lovelies.
Spine bright and keep chanting each other oan. Youse have got this.
Ha I bet he’s mortified that he’s alluded to his 4am explosive diarrhoea
I still can't believe that person has bleeping framed it!
He's forcing cuddles on Rayn when she'd rather be eating his IBS flair-up!
It's just Labyrinth monzoloid. Not THE labyrinth. Get it right cuntface.
This is the best I’ve seen him look in ages
Catching up ma lovelies after a busy couple a days at ma joab don’t ask what it is it’s just ma joab a don’t need tae tell yooz.
Anyhow that bleeping frame am deed the fact he told them to duck off and they framed it
then he’s creamed his pants over it and done a story
Aw maid Marion you never let us down
Anyhow that bleeping frame am deed the fact he told them to duck off and they framed it
then he’s creamed his pants over it and done a story Aw maid Marion you never let us down
So I see that a lot of the Glasgow grammers are joining forces to promote a brilliant Christmas charity, led by the one that had the recent window journey. Has set up a Just Giving page and the slogan "help a kid for a quid" and they all put it on their stories last night. So far so great and they've already exceeded their donations target.
But I can't help wondering why Melvin isn't a part of this, particularly as he's aw aboot Christmas and his following is bigger than the rest of them combined? Not invited or turned the invitation down? Or missed the call as his outbox is permanently "unindated"?
Waiting to see if he'll give it a shout out seeing as a few of his favourites are involved.
But I can't help wondering why Melvin isn't a part of this, particularly as he's aw aboot Christmas and his following is bigger than the rest of them combined? Not invited or turned the invitation down? Or missed the call as his outbox is permanently "unindated"?
Waiting to see if he'll give it a shout out seeing as a few of his favourites are involved.
Probably told them to duck off he’s at work and is waiting for it to be framed before he’ll join in
Scummy mummy on begging for donations in true children in need pudsy style, why why why she doesn't have a page on here baffles me ...so aye ma luvlees
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