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I've listened to many a weather report in my life, but I've never once heard the expression "high bawbag winds"
Does he mean that's where the wind tickles or its bollocks that its so windy?
Pedestrians in Paisley best be staying upwind of Melvins derriere today.
Does he mean that's where the wind tickles or its bollocks that its so windy?
Pedestrians in Paisley best be staying upwind of Melvins derriere today.
Those bl
dy tattlers have hijacked Mother Randall’s thread to discuss scrummy..
..they ought to stay in their ain lain 
BRBThose bl
Last time he did that his cat took a jump for freedom so he won’t open them anymoreIf he needs fresh air maybe he should just open a window? It’s not hard, you pull the handle and push or pull. Bless him, he would rather go out in his leggings and fake Goochies than open a window.
What he really means is, I want to go to B&M and try one last time for the glass pumpkin.
That escalated quickly
Morning ma lovelies just dipping into mention he’s probably got it from ‘Hurricane Bawbag’ as fellow scots probably remember from 2011. Was a memorable event in his hame toon
Storm caused wind turbine fire
Renewable energy experts today dismissed an incident where a wind turbine caught fire in gale force winds as a "freak" occurrence.
www.bbc.co.uk
He's the biggest bawbag aroond
That's Marion's official weather report, nae debates on ma page, ma lovely
Ah that's where you all are , off to find you lot , canny promise a will stay on ma ain lain ...so ayeThose bl
Well that's my Saturday plans sorted. Horribly excited that Melvin is feeling Guru/Coonsellor vibes and will be throwing oot some bespoke pearls of wisdom later. Will be looking out my figurative pearl-catchers mitt and my actual booze in readiness of a special sesh tonight. Might treat masel to a special cheese board too.
"I need some air" - Translation: I'm going to B&M
Hello ma lovelies. I didn’t get to see what our Marion was up to yesterday and I have just caught on all the posts. The framed DM of Marion telling someone to get fucked, and then putting it on his stories is absolute comedy gold! That must be a tattler. Oh Mazda don’t ever change!
I have days where I can't cope with him but I also can't stop watching
Naw ma lovlie it was the Glasgow bed centre that he got his from the discount wummin is discounted beds.....she’s in her ain lane anaw!!!!And Daaaaaanyellll has just gifted him a bed I think
Oooooowwaaaahhh move over Margo am the new queen of Scottish Insta now, I asked you for a shoutout and you said naw so your ibs arse is oot the window. This is my patch now , am the mammy x
By the by you’re no boujie enough to get an invite to my charity bash so duck off back to B&M Dorothy.
Love and slabbers, big buckled teef Sean xxx
P.s. my #gifted bed is mair classy than yours
By the by you’re no boujie enough to get an invite to my charity bash so duck off back to B&M Dorothy.
Love and slabbers, big buckled teef Sean xxx
P.s. my #gifted bed is mair classy than yours
My biggest regret is not finding you boujee tattle bastards sooner in life
This came up on my Google feed this morning. A lesson in staying in yer ain lane and so forth....
37yr old Marion puts on some bronzer and claims he's a trailblazer in the Scottish male makeup scene.
Meanwhile this guy opens a salon at 18....
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
37yr old Marion puts on some bronzer and claims he's a trailblazer in the Scottish male makeup scene.
Meanwhile this guy opens a salon at 18....
Scots teen told to wipe make-up off in school opens his own beauty salon
Talented Aidan Bowie was determined to make a living out of his passion, no matter what teachers said.
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