he basically said 'No. duck off!' So busy at work, yet he can still sit there reading and replying to messages? So. What's the idiot do? Goes and frames it
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My favourite part is he is so touched that they think so highly of him.... oh, and I almost forgot, some people got engaged, no big deal, but more importantly our wee muffin is up high on his pedestal. Hope they have a Mario-tastic themed wedding 
That is total quality! This will be ma absaloot staypul above the Polly Pocket hollywood mirrorBetcha @Kikini Bamalam has her bespoke fictitious mother's message up in her shrine! Nae debates.....
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Wonder how oor marion isn’t included in tombstone teefs big announcement coz every other clown is....oh I forgot he’s in his ain lane...bless!!!
Whoever posted that is a virgin
I can’t believe some saddo has actually went and framed that 
Even if I had a wee DM from the Queen I wouldn’t frame it... what is wrong with people
Even if I had a wee DM from the Queen I wouldn’t frame it... what is wrong with people
Annn a don’t really like tae talk aboot ma family on ma oan platform, that’s no wit it’s aboot. So aye annn so forthJust wait for Maria to reference wee Johnny now.
I dinnae talk aboot our Johnny as he's in his ain lane, so aye. Spining bright on his jurnee and so forth. We all have our ain dream joabs and thats the way it is ma lovelies
My thots exactly .... somebody needs a good shag and propped back in their ain lane
Ahhh think oor Marigold should be invited to the wedding for all the bespokeness he’s addedMy favourite part is he is so touched that they think so highly of him.... oh, and I almost forgot, some people got engaged, no big deal, but more importantly our wee muffin is up high on his pedestal. Hope they have a Mario-tastic themed wedding
Yeah I wondered about that .... what a knob endOMFG, what is wrong with these people. So touched! By this!
Also, he can reply by dm, but not do a quick story, OK hun.
. Settled doon for ma wee Friday nite tanking with tattle 
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They will probably ask Mario to be the maid of honour and he will tell them to stay in their own lane because his to busy making his bespoke table centre piece from tat, twigs and 2 berries, but feel free to frame his message and he will repost it on their wedding day and speak about what an amazing person he is to his “fans”My favourite part is he is so touched that they think so highly of him.... oh, and I almost forgot, some people got engaged, no big deal, but more importantly our wee muffin is up high on his pedestal. Hope they have a Mario-tastic themed wedding
Especially with the terrible spelling!!
*gets told to duck off, is so honoured has it framed* comedy gold.
Come on, which one of youse bastards are responsible for this?!?
How the duck can he eat all that cheese, processed meat and garlic dip if he has super sensitive ibs where he falls through the flairboards?
AHAHAHAHSHA ohh Mazda you absolute cracker you’ve made my Friday with that framed DM
duck off im busy at work, don’t know ya mates ma lovelie
DIEING.
duck off im busy at work, don’t know ya mates ma lovelie
DIEING.
This blew me out the water. Whoever framed that message needs to give their head a wobble.AHAHAHAHSHA ohh Mazda you absolute cracker you’ve made my Friday with that framed DM
duck off im busy at work, don’t know ya mates ma lovelie
DIEING.
As long as you stay in your Laine ma lovelie
Remember when he got that giant pin cushion from Dan yell and he was talking about it housing his tapas , snacks and joos.... still got pizza in his knee though
He's awf to bed in his pizza stinking pjs soon.Remember when he got that giant pin cushion from Dan yell and he was talking about it housing his tapas , snacks and joos.... still got pizza in his knee though
The ‘table’ is too far from the breezeblock sofa so he can’t reach his pizzaRemember when he got that giant pin cushion from Dan yell and he was talking about it housing his tapas , snacks and joos.... still got pizza in his knee though
I suspect IBS isn’t the issue... I had bum fun once and I couldn’t sit right for a week...
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