Or was concussed
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Imagine what Melanie's grinder profile would be like 
bouji fashionista seeks man with stable income and home
bouji fashionista seeks man with stable income and homeThread tittle;
bespoke wine glasses and Xmas ...eve box. My bloody god Mario thinks his the flashiest of the Scots.
bespoke wine glasses and Xmas ...eve box. My bloody god Mario thinks his the flashiest of the Scots.
You look much shorter in real lifeI’d be like ..... is that really you? Oh my gosh I can’t believe it ...... I just love your thread on Tattle
Oh my god is that you?You look much shorter in real life
I can't believe I'm meeting someone so famous, bespoke and well known!!
And this must be your partner Martin is it? Look at you, you're gorgeous, so petite like an Xmas tree decoration xoxoxox
Plus “And so forth” at the endImagine what Melanie's grinder profile would be like
But seriously where does he keep all this shite!! I’ve never seen so much Christmas tat in all my life. A full sized carpet cleaner and a Hoover etc. It can’t be in the attack as it’s infested with rats. Where’s the cat litter. So gross. Must stink. Must burn their nostrils with chemical fumes so they can’t smell the cat crap. Talking of the cat. Anyone remember when it threw its self out the window!!! Suicidal pussy. Not the first pussy that’s seen that pair and thought a 5 story drop is better than this ....
his nose looks like a knob in this.
Bull.tit
His pair of leggings can fold quite small, I bet the wardrobe is fulla shite
And piled on top. Wonder what's under the bed? No need for a gazunder with the bathroom so close in the wee hobbit cave
I thought this too. Where is that cat litter?!
Morning Ma Lovelies. I just notice Mario has gone form 60k followers to 168k. My golly when did that happen ? I’m surprised he hasn’t demanded a blue tik to confirm he is the real bougie thang. Do we think he attempted , and they told him to stay in his wee little lane because he ain’t no Mrs Hinch ? X
He's at 128k he celebrated 100k in April with boujie bespoke balloons so aye
The litter tray is in the kitchen at the opposite side to Rayn's food bowls.He manages to keep it out of view in most of his photos but you get an occasional glimpse when he's doing a panorama. I remember him saying ages ago he uses wood litter, keeps it shallow and changes it often.
I hate myself right now..........
He’s gutted gutted gutted his whole flat in his hoosecoat? Dirty bastard.
He’s no filled to brim ma lovelie no way it’s only 2 double cupboards and a single cupboard full so aye he’s got hardly any cleaning productsSo glad he's cut back on the cleaning products and only buys what he needs
I usually always do my cleaning with my jammies and housecoat on then get a shower. What do folk usually wear to clean?
He's still got 3 cupboards full of cleaning shite but he's cut doon so aye 
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