Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Lovelies I have a bespoke confession to make, also. I have been influenced by oor Mario When he used to share aw the time about 2 doors doon, I was curious and started tae watch his recommendation was worth it's gold in weight though and it is actually very funny. I've been influenced again today starting to watch series 7. I'll see masel oot lovelies, maybe oot to new york in America, also. Mwah mwah

2 doors down is bloody brilliant, we will let you off ma lovelie. Mr strictly says I’m turning into Christine more every day. Cheeky fucker

 

[ohdoris]

2 doors down is bloody brilliant, we will let you off ma lovelie. Mr strictly says I’m turning into Christine more every day. Cheeky fucker

I’d take that as a compliment because she is hands down the funniest on that show !!

Like bleeping Pompeii Beth !!

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

I’d take that as a compliment because she is hands down the funniest on that show !!

Like bleeping Pompeii Beth !!

Oh my God PMSL. She is bloody brilliant

 

[mammaof3]

So he has twisted Hannah's arm to give a good deal on his brand. He is a bullshitter.

Her ex is the owner, not him or the bankrupt lassie.

Doesn't he have enough vases ffs.

Spoiler: His brand.

 

[Macmama]

Mobbed by adoring fans, hounded by paparazzi. The Scottish People's Princess. Hope he disnae go through Clyde tunnel withoot wearing a seatbelt oan the McGill's bus #paris #paisley
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Credit tae baby gurl @Cagayu fur the photo:

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Omg he needs to bugger off into oblivion again 🙈 love how the curtains come in ‘single pairs’, but you only get one? SO NOT A DUCKING PAIR THEN?! Jesus I think I lose brain cells when I watch his stories! 😂😂 You wouldn't want him on your team in a pub quiz...so aye

tattle.life

Aw Christ, there goes ma pelvis flare again

 

[firestick]

How times have changed and developed!

So they are frantically saving to finish the rest of the hoose. New wallpaper and lino in the bedroom is next on the list I believe.

Mario if ya didn't spend ya wages like water you'd be there quicker ma beaut.

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twit. Being flippant about a Breakdown. He really is a twit .

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Here’s the wee squinty ferret in his hoosecoat.

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Here’s the wee squinty ferret in his hoosecoat.

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Here sit doon and get some class hen that’s a pure insult… to the ferret even his wee dressing gown is far better looking than auld Maz in his mental asylum patient goonie

 

[SuzyE]

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That's a sign to say people are bored seeing the same content from you, Mario

 

[Shrekssister]

Maybe if he stopped buying bleeping salt and pepper pots he could buy the vases

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Maybe if he stopped buying bleeping salt and pepper pots he could buy the vases

I thought he could get a mortgage like that *clicks strangler fingers* but he can’t afford a £27 vase? I presume they don’t take Klarna and that’s why? Bespoke bougee debt in Beirut

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

The vase is from Very so he probably can’t get credit from them as he’s up to his Kerry Katonas in debt already

 

[Kat__lax]

Really tripped himself up with that one, a 27 pound vase from a catalogue company with various ways to pay but insinuating he won’t purchase as it’s not on offer, leave the jokes to us!

 

[Ferguson]

Cannae afford the £27 vase because Very have declined his credit application, and he's spent all his petty cash on salt & pepper pots.

Needs a vase for all his hunners of bouquets of flowers from his hunners of fans.

 

[geezabreak]

So in the last wee while he's goat a slow cooker, an air fryer, new poats n pans, he's got a smegma toastur and aw the sawt n pepper poats and a hot chocolate stashun yet the wee lazy bleep goes tae spoons fer a breakfast that he could o made with aw the new equipment. He could of bought the vase and made his ain breakfast. Whit a prize goomer he is. Also New York. Somewhere.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

7 Christmas grid posts and it’s not even December. Sick of lookin at his shite tree. He is probably the saddest man on this planet my lovelies.
New York in Anerica
also.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

7 Christmas grid posts and it’s not even December. Sick of lookin at his shite tree. He is probably the saddest man on this planet my lovelies.
New York in Anerica
also.

I guarantee he’ll be wanting to take stuff down/change the decor/theme before we’ve even got the first door on the advent calendar open.

 

[Ferguson]

I guarantee he’ll be wanting to take stuff down/change the decor/theme before we’ve even got the first door on the advent calendar open.

Can't wait for the actual influencers to put up their classy traditional tress.
So he can realise how wrong he's got it.
Again.

 

[muscadet]

Ooh he’s on the megabus to Edinburgh, buzzin oot ma festive tits for his marks and spencer soup and a toastie and back on the bus by 3

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Can't wait until they get home, post all their bought goods from flannels, before heading back tomorrow to return them. They'd be aswell staying in livingston tonight to make it a bit easier for themselves, but then they've literally no one to look after babygurl Rayn as no one likes them. So another trip on a mcgills tomorrow