Surely he only has 200k views because he keeps sharing it? More than old Hinch gets on most reels though so he must be doing something right.
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Ma hens I cannae believe he was mobbed by people in small business braehead tonight and not even one sighting fae you nasty trolls oan here. Never message this page again any of you!!!
Honestly this thread is perfect remedy to cheer me up, I'm snuggled in my bed awwww cosy like Maz and clutching ma beak at you hens. Spine bright. 
New York in America. Also.
New York in America. Also.
Grow his flat means he's going to be getting that brown/blue kitten, I bet. The fat tart.
You naughty troll. It's BREAHEAD. Maz said so and we all know his spelling is perfect....
The only that he’s growing is his big massive beak 
Where was his “social anxiety” when he was being mobbed by hunners of fans? 
Fud also.
Fud also.
I'm sure it was the Paisley Christmas light switch on tonight. You'd think the king of Crissmas would have been there. In fact I'm surprised that they didn't ask their biggest celebrity to do the honours. 
ETA: I'm a week ahead, another trait I have with Beaky. Was going to take kids tonight but decided not to with the bad weather, just as well.
ETA: I'm a week ahead, another trait I have with Beaky. Was going to take kids tonight but decided not to with the bad weather, just as well.
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Grow his flat? Only way it will grow is when the walls, ceiling and floors cave with all the tat, crap and junk he has stored about in the numerous places.
Top of kitchen units
Behind couch
Behind kitchen door (1 of 3 hoovers)
Under the bed
Side of the bed
Top of wardobes
Kitchen cupboard
Behind kitchen door
Even under the Christmas tree the Jo Malone calendar is too big or no space for it to sit somewhere so has to pretend it’s a gift under the tree.
Top of kitchen units
Behind couch
Behind kitchen door (1 of 3 hoovers)
Under the bed
Side of the bed
Top of wardobes
Kitchen cupboard
Behind kitchen door
Even under the Christmas tree the Jo Malone calendar is too big or no space for it to sit somewhere so has to pretend it’s a gift under the tree.
Now ma lovelie, you don’t think Renfrewshire Council would show themselves up by having the owner of an even bigger and better and brighter and more battery-operated tree there to steal their thunder, would you?I'm sure it was the Paisley Christmas light switch on tonight. You'd think the king of Crissmas would have been there. In fact I'm surprised that they didn't ask their biggest celebrity to do the honours.
St Mario, mobbed in Braehead by hunners of adoring fans and not a single tagged photo. Behave! Actually barely anyone tags him in photos these days. Just a few Christmas trees, wax Melts and that woman’s birthday party when you look through his tagged pics. Aye, really popular aren’t you Maz 🫣
It’s just the delusion I can’t get over. If he just quietly got on with it I don’t think anyone would really care. But these constant made up stories and messages he or Deek clearly send him (even though his DMs are switched off) are just embarrassing.
It’s just the delusion I can’t get over. If he just quietly got on with it I don’t think anyone would really care. But these constant made up stories and messages he or Deek clearly send him (even though his DMs are switched off
) are just embarrassing.
Nae chance o me catchin a glimpse o him at that wee business breahead, it's no worth the effort of tryin tae park for the 5 meenits it takes tae walk room it, but then maz disny huv that problem dis he, does the McGill's go there? So aye. Also fat chump.
It's really embarrassing!St Mario, mobbed in Braehead by hunners of adoring fans and not a single tagged photo. Behave! Actually barely anyone tags him in photos these days. Just a few Christmas trees, wax Melts and that woman’s birthday party when you look through his tagged pics. Aye, really popular aren’t you Maz 🫣
It’s just the delusion I can’t get over. If he just quietly got on with it I don’t think anyone would really care. But these constant made up stories and messages he or Deek clearly send him (even though his DMs are switched off
He expects people to believe that He, Daisy Uncle is;
Mobbed by crowds adorning fans whilst out shopping.
Has hunners of thousands of messages of fan mail to his closed inbox.
Has reached international celebrity status, with a fan base in New York in America.
Mario, hen, you're a bitter wee jealousy person who's up to your bulbous eyeballs in debt.
You're living in a damp run down council bedsit.
Get a grip.
Mobbed by adoring fans, hounded by paparazzi. The Scottish People's Princess. Hope he disnae go through Clyde tunnel withoot wearing a seatbelt oan the McGill's bus #paris #paisley
Credit tae baby gurl @Cagayu fur the photo:
Credit tae baby gurl @Cagayu fur the photo:
Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario
Omg he needs to bugger off into oblivion again 🙈 love how the curtains come in ‘single pairs’, but you only get one? SO NOT A DUCKING PAIR THEN?! Jesus I think I lose brain cells when I watch his stories! 😂😂 You wouldn't want him on your team in a pub quiz...so aye
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Ah love wakening up to a new threed hens
Happy Fri a day lets get this day done
Look at beakys pyure bespoke cooncil door handles
Happy Fri a day lets get this day doneLook at beakys pyure bespoke cooncil door handles
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That bogging fleecy hoosecoat that is permanently attached to his goblin body gives me the raging ick 
Hi you lovely lot. I’ve been missing in action as all my kids have been really unwell and now Mr JT has come down with it.
I see not much has changed and the beaky freak is still posting hisGrinch tit tree and spending money like it’s going out of fashion.
New York in America also
I see not much has changed and the beaky freak is still posting his
New York in America also
It must stink like a rotten boiled stovie, so ……aye
The way he tries to make out like Hannah is doing him and his handful of followers a massive favour by doing a special Black Friday deal just for him. When there's actually a sale on across her ENTIRE RANGE! He's lost his grip on reality.
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