DilysMcGillis
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Yaaaassss! The day has finally come 
Our favourite wee stumpy fingered, vape Queen has hit 10k. Sho, aye. BUT, no time to hang arooont readin’ oan heeyur aw day coz ah’ve goat ah fahl day ah coalidge, then ah’m gettin’ tore in, an’ ah mean tore in, tae iss hoose. BUT, first ah’m gonnae clap mah dug fur hoors oan end whilst googlin’ aw ma symptoms. BUT, Bryyyin’z bin oan eh phone err askin’ aboot moaturs - see me, see ma moatur, it’z doost makin’ me exhaustit - ah hink ah kin feel ma pleuriseeeeeee comin’ oan. Needty jump tae the chemist the noo - BOING!!!!!
Our favourite wee stumpy fingered, vape Queen has hit 10k. Sho, aye. BUT, no time to hang arooont readin’ oan heeyur aw day coz ah’ve goat ah fahl day ah coalidge, then ah’m gettin’ tore in, an’ ah mean tore in, tae iss hoose. BUT, first ah’m gonnae clap mah dug fur hoors oan end whilst googlin’ aw ma symptoms. BUT, Bryyyin’z bin oan eh phone err askin’ aboot moaturs - see me, see ma moatur, it’z doost makin’ me exhaustit - ah hink ah kin feel ma pleuriseeeeeee comin’ oan. Needty jump tae the chemist the noo - BOING!!!!!
Bryyyyyyyin’z toof’s agony, sorest toof in the history of teef. He cannae move. I’m flairt wi’ back, leg an’ heid pain - ma traaaaahmadol’s no’ touchin’ it so ah’ve sent Bryyyyyyyin fur some blue WKD. There’s suh-hin workin’ oan aw tha weans an’ aw: Kay-say, Ahr-ay-yah an’ Wee Bay-lay - mibbes rickets? Wee Al-fay an’ aw - mibbe the dug plague? Hank goad she’s doin’ aksess tae nursin’ so she kin fin oot whit aw these diseazes ur!
SERIOUSLY is she fuckin ok 
I know she did then blamed them for affecting her mental health
