Cleaning with kids

[ohwell123]

Yaaaassss! The day has finally come Our favourite wee stumpy fingered, vape Queen has hit 10k. Sho, aye. BUT, no time to hang arooont readin’ oan heeyur aw day coz ah’ve goat ah fahl day ah coalidge, then ah’m gettin’ tore in, an’ ah mean tore in, tae iss hoose. BUT, first ah’m gonnae clap mah dug fur hoors oan end whilst googlin’ aw ma symptoms. BUT, Bryyyin’z bin oan eh phone err askin’ aboot moaturs - see me, see ma moatur, it’z doost makin’ me exhaustit - ah hink ah kin feel ma pleuriseeeeeee comin’ oan. Needty jump tae the chemist the noo - BOING!!!!!

Absolutely screamin here u have her to a T a even read that in her stupid voice

 

[Stormi]

Finally Been waiting sooooo long for this

Looking forward to the emotional acceptance speech at some point today ....so aye

Oh I can’t wait ! I getting my Prosecco chilled at the moment to celebrate with her

 

[Mon_The_Biff]

Yaaaassss! The day has finally come Our favourite wee stumpy fingered, vape Queen has hit 10k. Sho, aye. BUT, no time to hang arooont readin’ oan heeyur aw day coz ah’ve goat ah fahl day ah coalidge, then ah’m gettin’ tore in, an’ ah mean tore in, tae iss hoose. BUT, first ah’m gonnae clap mah dug fur hoors oan end whilst googlin’ aw ma symptoms. BUT, Bryyyin’z bin oan eh phone err askin’ aboot moaturs - see me, see ma moatur, it’z doost makin’ me exhaustit - ah hink ah kin feel ma pleuriseeeeeee comin’ oan. Needty jump tae the chemist the noo - BOING!!!!!

Fantastic!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Eeehhhh Sausage fingers ....so aye

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

It’s a bit early but today is a day for celebration. I’d just like to take a moment to thank Brian, for without him and his credit card and dedication to buying bots, none of this would be possible.
I was going to propose a drinking game to get the party started, perhaps take a sip every time Sammi mentions motors, collEEge or insurance but I don’t fancy ending up in a&e the night getting my stomach pumped. Sho....aye

 

[SleepyCatLady]

Here we go! Couldn’t have hit the ‘watch thread’ button any faster

 

[Mon_The_Biff]

Anyone up for a game of Spot the boyfriend?

 

[Dollylollipop]

Got a feeling this thread is going to be better than Mario’s

 

[DilysMcGillis]

It’s a bit early but today is a day for celebration. I’d just like to take a moment to thank Brian, for without him and his credit card and dedication to buying bots, none of this would be possible.
I was going to propose a drinking game to get the party started, perhaps take a sip every time Sammi mentions motors, collEEge or insurance but I don’t fancy ending up in a&e the night getting my stomach pumped. Sho....aye

Where the duck do they get all that cash though?! The amount she spends on absolute rit is unreal

 

[Stormi]

Yaaaassss! The day has finally come Our favourite wee stumpy fingered, vape Queen has hit 10k. Sho, aye. BUT, no time to hang arooont readin’ oan heeyur aw day coz ah’ve goat ah fahl day ah coalidge, then ah’m gettin’ tore in, an’ ah mean tore in, tae iss hoose. BUT, first ah’m gonnae clap mah dug fur hoors oan end whilst googlin’ aw ma symptoms. BUT, Bryyyin’z bin oan eh phone err askin’ aboot moaturs - see me, see ma moatur, it’z doost makin’ me exhaustit - ah hink ah kin feel ma pleuriseeeeeee comin’ oan. Needty jump tae the chemist the noo - BOING!!!!!

Omg hilarious loving this thread already! I read that and could hear her voice and lips smacking

 

[leanfdh]

Mornin troops (I know it's the afternoon)
Oor day huz rum. Cannae believe it. Ahm so overwhelmed. Fank yo

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Yaaaassss! The day has finally come Our favourite wee stumpy fingered, vape Queen has hit 10k. Sho, aye. BUT, no time to hang arooont readin’ oan heeyur aw day coz ah’ve goat ah fahl day ah coalidge, then ah’m gettin’ tore in, an’ ah mean tore in, tae iss hoose. BUT, first ah’m gonnae clap mah dug fur hoors oan end whilst googlin’ aw ma symptoms. BUT, Bryyyin’z bin oan eh phone err askin’ aboot moaturs - see me, see ma moatur, it’z doost makin’ me exhaustit - ah hink ah kin feel ma pleuriseeeeeee comin’ oan. Needty jump tae the chemist the noo - BOING!!!!!

Nahhhhh

stumpy fingered vape queen I am dead

 

[Gingerella82]

Soz was busy just poloshing ma new motor im in abso bleeping heaven today shes hut 10k......brians defo a dealer lassies voice is like nails on the blackboard

Oh I can’t wait ! I getting my Prosecco chilled at the moment to celebrate with her

Fizz friday

 

[BespokeBiatch]

See for all the Money she pisses away for lip filler and Botox she gets I wish she’d get the tear trough one to fill in they eye bags cos they are shocking

 

[DilysMcGillis]

See for all the Money she pisses away for lip filler and Botox she gets I wish she’d get the tear trough one to fill in they eye bags cos they are shocking

She described them rather aptly herself one day as “dug’s baws” It was a beautiful moment.

 

[Gingerella82]

Bi

See for all the Money she pisses away for lip filler and Botox she gets I wish she’d get the tear trough one to fill in they eye bags cos they are shocking

Bigger than her home batgains hauls

 

[DilysMcGillis]

Got a feeling this thread is going to be better than Mario’s

How can it not be? She’s such a hypochondriac with a bad case of Munchausens by Proxy that it’s like watching a slow motion car crash Bryyyyyyyin’z toof’s agony, sorest toof in the history of teef. He cannae move. I’m flairt wi’ back, leg an’ heid pain - ma traaaaahmadol’s no’ touchin’ it so ah’ve sent Bryyyyyyyin fur some blue WKD. There’s suh-hin workin’ oan aw tha weans an’ aw: Kay-say, Ahr-ay-yah an’ Wee Bay-lay - mibbes rickets? Wee Al-fay an’ aw - mibbe the dug plague? Hank goad she’s doin’ aksess tae nursin’ so she kin fin oot whit aw these diseazes ur!

 

[Gla30]

I want to know where she gets her money from as well. She’ll definitely be claiming single parent so there’s that and Brian’s wage but someone said her mum left her money? I’m sure her mum only worked for the nhs so she couldn’t have left her a big wack? One thing I remember from school is that her mum didn’t seem to work but she was always in the best of gear with nice phones and holidays and people used to question it then as well

 

[DilysMcGillis]

I want to know where she gets her money from as well. She’ll definitely be claiming single parent so there’s that and Brian’s wage but someone said her mum left her money? I’m sure her mum only worked for the nhs so she couldn’t have left her a big wack? One thing I remember from school is that her mum didn’t seem to work but she was always in the best of gear with nice phones and holidays and people used to question it then as well

I think she said during lockdown that her mum used to work in Tesco

 

[Dollylollipop]

I want to know where she gets her money from as well. She’ll definitely be claiming single parent so there’s that and Brian’s wage but someone said her mum left her money? I’m sure her mum only worked for the nhs so she couldn’t have left her a big wack? One thing I remember from school is that her mum didn’t seem to work but she was always in the best of gear with nice phones and holidays and people used to question it then as well

Step dad and his brothel..I mean sauna

I think she said during lockdown that her mum used to work in Tesco

Yeah I heard that too