Podcast Recap:
She's already mentioned being "post patrum" a few minutes in
and that Matt has already tasted her breast milk that he pretends he doesn't like it.
Talking about the labour and how the garlic out of her Italian takeaway started her contractions off. Matt has no pubic hair at all - he's completely shaven plus he shaves his legs, arms and chest.
Banging on about Noah calling his brother "Baby Shuuude" and that he keeps saying "he's my best friend".
Chazza's getting into a good routine and doesn't want a nanny". Now talking about how her dad died at 8 months old. Wants a housekeeper but not a sexy one or Matthew might shag her. They need to be old and ugly.
Now she's talking about the call from Social Services. They haven't come around face-to-face but have only spoken over the phone. Now talking about being called the second time after the "miscarriage" time - (timeline doesn't make sense and she said she miscarried in hospital).
Now talking about the third call when she was heavily pregnant. This was concerning Dazza showing his bum (she doesn't mention his anus) but she said Matt put up a SCREENSHOT of his bum (IT WAS A VIDEO!!!!!!) and that the children were ASLEEP at the time!
She had to speak to the Police. OMG THE LIES!
She says that she has a hunter and that they have found "a load of trolls" who are all old and thaf one of them was a grandmother but the main suspect re Social Services is in her close circle!
She wants to get married in Ibiza or France. She desperately wants a daughter and would go down the route of Gender Selection but Matt won't allow it. She would love a reality show "At Home with the Dawsy Sarsys". She would absolutely love to present Blankety Blank as she would feel close to her dad.
She "doesn't want to be known because of her dad's name but for herself".
Now they're talking about farts..
She thinks men are just dirty and that "every holes a goal" when they're drunk. "I've never been cheated on - not that I know of".
It was an utterly horrific listen. Chazza is vile and a liar.