Carrie Hope Fletcher #45 He's behind you! (For evermore)

[rosieposie87]

I’m so confused by the purpose of the ‘all things montague’ account at this point? If it’s not for documenting the wedding/wedding planning then .. what’s the point? If their goal is to launch themselves as a branded couple then they need something interesting to reel people in/start building a proper audience.

But now I’m starting to think that they were advised to keep the gross coupley stuff off of their main accounts - so this was their solution? But like, no one was against them posting cinema dates and normal stuff on their individual pages! It was all the unhinged OTT gushy stuff that was making everyone weirded out and uncomfortable/concerned.

I feel like Carrie (and also Joel by the looks of things) doesn’t understand subtlety or nuance. Like they interpret everything sooo literally. Getting backlash or criticism for posting about their relationship in an excessive nauseating way? And crossing the line into unprofessionalism? Oh FINE THEN guess we can’t show ANYTHING. We’ll just make a separate account and post the most milquetoast mundane content you could possibly envision!! That’ll show everyone!!!

You absolutely can post tasteful relationship content on your mains, just don’t be weird and gross about it? Most of their west end contemporaries manage to do it just fine. Dedicating an entire individual account to the basic boring bare bones of their relationship is honestly weirder than anything else they were doing before tbh.

 

[DaisySims89]

Why is he reposting this? It has nothing to do with him

 

[geniefromdownunder]

This is a side note, and I don't know if anyone else gets annoyed about it like I do - but I hate it when people make a story with "new post!" and a sticker over the post so you can't see it and have to click it to go see it - like, you're not that special. Go away

 

[wordzalad]

saw this on tiktok, Don’t think i’ve ever seen Joel in one of these
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I find it so weird when these CHF fans start sucking up to her boyfriends and pretending they’ve always been a fan

 

[Mmmmmm]

Carrie's only story of the day...

Versus one of Scott's stories today...

Not quite the same level is it Carrie?!?! I bet she is really really really jealous of Scott's success and that is why she is keeping quiet about it all...

 

[onasidequest]

Physical candles to represent the metaphorical candle she still holds for Oliver.

 

[onasidequest]

Again, which is why people don't tend to ask for their in-law's PERMISSION these days. And instead they ask for their BLESSING. Two totally different things because we've moved on with the times.

Although I wonder how many cattle/sheep Bob would've got for Carrie.

 

[FullTimeLoser]

Why does she insist on doing her eyeshadow like this? Looks absolutely ridiculous. And it's uneven.

 

[Mark81]

I know that this is Carrie's thread, but what even is this??! Looks like she's not the only one doing stupid faces.

Ahh... but the Fletchers are just so fun and quirky

 

[emerald]

Hang on, were people upset she's got a couple of inches of cleavage out for her costume? come off it, it's not like she's got nip and bush out, adult women have breasts for the most part.

I don't see a huge problem with Sweet Dreams being in there either, there are more inappropriate things still being broadcast on daytime radio now.

 

[DaisySims89]

Personally I would have been grateful to be consistently in work...

 

[FunkyMonkey]

Same Shrek probably jizzed in his pants when he saw that picture… Too far?! Sorry, I’ll be seeing myself out now…

Jolene…Jolene…JOLENE, JOLEEENE! Please could you not say things like that

 

[stage5clinger]

Is this really necessary… to repost it after Scott reposted it?!
I wonder how many back and forth of the same post we could get Joel to repost just because he’s tagged…

 

[prettymiffed]

Expectation vs reality

 

[thereshegoesagain]

Obviously it would never happen, but if Oliver suddenly showed up at Carries house and begged for her back, she would totally dump Joel and go back to him right?

I wonder how she would spin it though.

 

[Chicarica]

Return of the crack

Bored of the Rings : the two cracks

 

[ASAnigel]

That was the most pointless Q&A in the world.

Also, if they haven’t seen each other all week and they’re both soooooo good at talking unlike everyone else in the world, why aren’t they just chatting in the car on the way home?

 

[emerald]

Joel's doing a very short and boring live. Apparently he's mates with Scarlett Moffat? Said he watched I'm a celeb when his 'mate Scarlett was on it and he wanted her to win'.

-He says he's most like the genie from aladdin as 'he's fun'
-The best thing about being engaged is the fact it's to Carrie
-Won't see his parents at christmas this year because of Carrie's schedule
-Edgar is being a pain
-Someone asked if they had any christmas traditions together (stupid question) and he just said he's looking forward to creating new ones *barf*
-Doesn't know if he wants to renew his contract at Hamilton if offered

God it's just hit me that they've not even spent a Christmas together yet and they're engaged

 

[Mark81]

Carrie and Joel post something

Tattle:

 

[No_Its_Ever]

That’s the thing, she’s acting like she’s the first person in the world to ever have ‘two names’—a professional and a legal one—when it’s quite a common thing, isn’t it??

Also this answer made me laugh because it goes to show Joel doesn’t value gifts at all and yet they both made a whole circus out of the ‘twelve days of Joel’