prettymiffed
Member
The mix of looking deep into their dead eyes, Joel’s thinning sweaty curls, their bare red arse skin and the words “wobbly bits” has taken approx 10 years off my life
- Notice
polkamoon
Chatty Member
It’s making me laugh so much thinking about Carrie sat in the dressing room in between shows, and rather than speaking to her cast mates for real life in person conversation, she decides to post a picture of them naked on the beach to her weird couples Instagram in a picture that definitely should of stayed private. Hope the hopefuls enjoy!
Mark81
VIP Member
Sure Joel, that's a sincere, natural and authentic look. Not staged at all
Cd1313
Well-known member
Sorry, it won't let me quote...
-Edgar is being a pain
I've said it before, but I firmly believe he is jealous of the cat and that we'll eventually hear about him (Edgar, if only it could be Joel lol) being rehomed due to some sudden onset allergy or something. Joel needs to be the only man in her life.
-Doesn't know if he wants to renew his contract at Hamilton if offered
Aka knows he won't be offered another contract, at least in part due to his "behavior" and is trying to establish early-on that it is his choice.
-Edgar is being a pain
I've said it before, but I firmly believe he is jealous of the cat and that we'll eventually hear about him (Edgar, if only it could be Joel lol) being rehomed due to some sudden onset allergy or something. Joel needs to be the only man in her life.
-Doesn't know if he wants to renew his contract at Hamilton if offered
Aka knows he won't be offered another contract, at least in part due to his "behavior" and is trying to establish early-on that it is his choice.
Alice_Taylorx
Well-known member
I swear I remember Carrie posting something about needing to ask Oliver for reassurance that he didn't find her body unattractive while they were still dating. I sincerely get the impression he never made any kind of a fuss about it and never did anything implicitly to suggest he didn't like her body in any way, but she felt insecure anyway because of her own inward hangups. The fact that she's posted a few captions now that carefully, vaguely imply Oliver had an issue with her body ("never make yourself smaller" etc) really rub me up the wrong way. She always has a way of belatedly villainizing her exes, and I have a strong feeling the only things he actually did in this situation were 1) dump Carrie and 2) date a smaller girl afterward, neither of which he deserves to be punished for. Any insecurity that stemmed from both of those decisions are understandable but, at the end of the day, her own issues to face within herself, and nothing to blame Oliver for.
!noseyparker!
Active member
I skipped ahead to get the Cinderella gossip - basically Carrie's character (Carrieboss) has two velociraptor ugly step sisters called "Lloyd" and "Webber" and a phantom of the opera chord plays when they are mentioned, which happens a lot.
One of Carrie's entrances includes the line "Did somebody say my name?" (the first line she has in ALW Cinderella)
At the end of the show, Carrie's evil plan is foiled and the panto dame says that as punishment "We'll make her star in a ALW musical" and Carrie responds "Anything but that!"
Also MickeyJo notes that Carrie probably didn't write these jokes but "the person who wrote the panto, it's just their sense of humor" or something along those lines. Maybe, as a professional theatre reviewer, he should know who wrote the panto? That's pretty accessible info! It's Paul Hendry, who also directed it.
He did like her performance and noted that he wanted her to belt at some point, but it's not her fault she couldn't, and also he wanted her to do more panto/ audience interaction and it's not her fault she didn't do that but that the long-time panto performers, He basically wanted her to be the main character, I think, but actually, it sounds like the panto overall is very ensemble-y and lots of fun!
It's a nightmare to mod.
Tattle is a gossip forum, we can't possibly ban everything someone could be sensitive to - there would be nothing left!
It's not about you, best not to take it personally. There's stuff I'm sensitive to, I keep on scrolling. That's my issue to deal with.
Edit. All please stop tone policing and post on topic, mods won't keep issuing warnings and wasting time on this. Telling people what they shouldn't post is clearly the no 1 rule of tattle.
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onasidequest
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Can you imagine her handling customer complaints though?Maybe if Carrie's theatre roles dry up she could always get a job there
"Excuse me, I ordered a gluten free meal because I'm a coeliac and you've given me the normal equivalent."
"You wanted food and you got food."
Sping
Well-known member
Stunning AND brave.
Hurrem
VIP Member
She's overweight, which makes her heavy. Let's not normalise being overweight just because a large amount of the population is the same.
This paired to the fact that she's also not someone that trains so has a weak core would make that entire manouver impossible.
Before someone comes at me about not knowing what she does, she posted a billion times about the marathon or about walking 15k steps. It would be all over social media if she worked out.
honestyskways
Member
To publicly say he is not sure if he wants to stay is industry talk for ‘he has been told his contract is NOT being renewed’ - I would be fuming as his agent if he had announced this on a live.
Alice_Taylorx
Well-known member
Nail on the head as always. I feel like Carrie and Joel would both be hard pressed to tell the difference between something like what Oliver and Alessia posted last week - something cute/silly they obviously decided to film off-the-cuff that will disappear from their profiles in 24 hours, vs Carrie and Joel's absolutely tasteless reel where they filmed themselves making out in full view (something I genuinely still can't wrap my head around them believing anyone, even the biggest of superfans, would want to see) complete with background music that implies they're having sex the entire vacation, for no other reason than to bizarrely prove a point to the world that they're having sex at all. Just the absolute definition of tacky and unprofessional, yet they couldn't seem to see the issue with it.
So now we've got them posting a bland, mid-afternoon 3.5/5 cinema date that only shows to highlight how utterly sparkless their relationship already seems, book-ended with finger-wagging "the wedding is going to be for *us*, we're not sharing that!" Q&As. Like, who is any of this for?
geniefromdownunder
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Aaaaaand there's the nepresso advent calendar 
arthur shandy
Member
This post in the ick thread sounds like it’s about joel 
No point discussing any other thread title suggestions in my opinion!
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cherryblossomlatte
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I was scrolling down her IG to find the love letter to Peter calling him her soulmate weeks before they broke up to see how close it was to the “Wednesday looking at whatever Oliver’s character was a named” picture she posted where she looked at him in adoration during early rehearsals only to find both pictures deleted.
BUT how she went from this
to this
IN A MONTH. Seriously.
BUT how she went from this
to this
IN A MONTH. Seriously.
wordzalad
VIP Member
I took a photo like this… when I was 17.
These two are full on “RAWR xD. So RaNdOm“ cringe