She reminds me of the grinch
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She looks like Jeepers Creepers in that hatThis hat
Scott is sooooo Scottish that of course he’ll already know this …Find this so odd. In Scotland one adult needs to stay fully sober (usually max one drink with a meal) under our licensing laws. They’d never be able to do this here.
The holiday starts with the drink at the airport though! Our family always say airport alcohol doesn't count!3 hours ago?! So would have been 5AM!!! Not alcoholics at all....
She can’t show her face because this is her right nowHahahahaha I see her flight home from Portugal has been cancelled. I was expecting a crying pic...but nope, just swipe ups for her to make cash from Gousto
A moustacheSo she's never had her lips done , does anyone know what that brown line above her lips is?
How does she think wife 1 felt when he was popping in at 9 after being with her.mm m is history repeating ....I honestly think she would be better off getting a job out the house. She can’t handle 2 kids, Q is getting older so that novelty is wearing off and S is a minx for her as she either gets barked at or ignored. Scottie must love the grief he gets when he’s out working so she can swan about in her cheap dresses all day!
Yes. She made Scott sit in a chair and performed it for him..it included mash ups of Sail, spice girls if you wanna be my lover and moulin rouge...they mimed and had chairs to sit on. Should have seen his face. Hilarious.Oh GOD please say they didn’t do a pre rehearsed cheesy dance
Foxtan doesn’t quite stretch to the back of the legs though does it?Absolutely loving herself View attachment 721492
Ive said it before and I’ll say it again, she is the spitting image of the crazyfrog.I honestly think she would be better off getting a job out the house. She can’t handle 2 kids, Q is getting older so that novelty is wearing off and S is a minx for her as she either gets barked at or ignored. Scottie must love the grief he gets when he’s out working so she can swan about in her cheap dresses all day!
Probs in case the overgrown garden gnome ups and leaves her like he did with his first wife…!Why does she want to be the best at everything she tries sooooo hard! The best mum the best wife the best friend, give yourself a day off!
Bet that’s not all he fills when he’s awayI thought they had a study…..surely with the not-Scottish Scott away ALL THE TIME filling vending machines, she could use his study for her empire/shit attempt at PR
This is exactly what I was thinking of when I saw her story saying she wasn’t the kind of mum to lie by a pool and she would always be the one in the pool and seeing to her kids. Sure GeorgnocchioRemember then they went on the holiday to Cyprus and she lazed on the lounger all week with a book and coated in 3 bottle of fox tan Maybe she could have been the ‘fun’ parent she says she is and actually played with her daughter and helped her to swim then