BeckiJones4 #83 Couch to 600k (g)

[wineanddine]

trying to explain becki jones family lore

 

[Elisesya]

Poor Porsha, you can tell by her expression that she's thinking the fat oaf never stops eating!

 

[Rodeodown]

There's the briefest of filter slips on her GRWM this morning...

 

[Venom]

sorry everywun I didn't see the videum, kiss changed lyrics for our big bek
"I wanna sausage roll all night and binge everyday"

 

[kayefeluu20]

"If you've got fussy kids" Becki, repeat after me: "I do not have kids, I am not a mum, I play pretend with other people's kids"

 

[gigilouxx]

why is she, a childless 31 year old fridge, being gifted days out to children’s farms???

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Uno what’s fucking minging, there’ll be families local to this who’s kids have spent the half term bored stiff cos their parents don’t have the money to do anything yet a freak who earns decent bread literally eating themselves to death is who they gift a day out to. Fuckin lunacy I hate social media

 

[rubysdeadfly]

wtf is a loaded pasta bowl

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A pasta bowl that’s just come into some money

 

[omgcupcakesbaby]

Karma’s a bitch, I should have knowm better,
If I didn’t eat cheps then my tits wouldn’t be pittas

 

[ChubClubThug]

Whenever someone says "you're jealous of me" I feel like saying, please list all the aspects of your life that you feel warrant such feelings and justify them individually?

They would then realise how stupid and deluded they are. In Becki's case we are clearly jealous because:

She can't wear proper shoes, only crocs
She can't lie on her back too long because she will suffocate
She's never had a lover/partner
She's got no friends
She still lives at home with her parents, despite apparently earning loads
She can barely walk
She can only shop at Yours clothing and wear frumpy ugly items designed for pensioners
Food is literally her world, life and comfort
She is intellectually challenged
People feel sorry for her and pity her because she's fat
People follow her because she makes them feel better about themselves, and not in a good way!
She struggles to fit in chairs
She broke a bed because she's huge (I bet she's gone through a fair few bog seats too)
She's mean spirited
She's selfish
She has the personality of a Poundland carrier bag and even less sex appeal
Her wallpaper should have died in the last century like her dog
She's got no life experience because she doesn't leave said bedroom
She's UNEMPLOYED

 

[Sertraline Queen]

The absolute state of that dandruff on her shoulder

 

[chlosib]

Very early thread title suggestion 'Wibble Wobble, Wibble Wobble. Becky desperately needs a date!'

Or

Becki Jones #84 Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble take away her plate

 

[gimm3more]

“Does nobody else feel guilty?” well tbf.. NOUM X View attachment 2872137

Stopped using Tattle but then actively sought out a Reddit thread about her. Nobody cares luv

 

[bubblebar1317]

The big pitta tit resting on the table I cannot

 

[kayefeluu20]

What the actual f! Who the hell is rewarding this lazy lump with tv work!

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I don't buy it, there's literally nothing to document about her life. It is shit boring and depressing.

I work in fraud and just FYI guys, I mentioned Rickets' name to a coworker and she said it rang a bell because he invented fraud.

 

[Venom]

Juggernaut walking into the dance hall like this
@Venom please work your magic

 

[Diagoras20]

Sorry, can anyone tell me what almond mummying is please? Looked on the wiki and google and I can’t see anything!!

Where you say 'oh gosh she eats so much I don't know how she does it, I ate 3 almonds last week and I'm just so full! Last time I had a takeaway, in 2003, I felt so bloated and disgusting I haven't even driven past a KFC since'.

Also related to 'the mumsnet roast chicken', which can feed a family of 6 for a week.

 

[gigilouxx]

this has killed me OFF I really feel for whoever is on the receiving end of this

It’s my boyfriend he just fuckin ignores me

 

[gigilouxx]

I’m still howling at the “small changes to her diet” 18 hours after eating a 4 person tikka masala

 

[Venom]

@Venom Please work your photoshop magic and put Becki into a picture/video of the rock band KISS

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

OK here is a visual representation of the family tree (I will post it here as we don't have a Becki gallery):

Now to add to the wiki