Ashley James #24 She’s an absolute car crash. It’s ok though, her dad was a fireman

[InTheDollsHouse]

Oh what a good baby Ad is.
She means what a bad baby Alf was.

 

[sasbeep]

Bets on who she is fobbing alf off on tomorrow??

 

[Mousejen]

25 years old

I know, apparently as babies haven't changed in that time he thinks the car seat would be perfectly ok, he lives on a farm and it had been out in one of the farm buildings for the last 20 odd years....yes the fil is a bit of a hoarder

 

[beanpole]

The fact there were no posts from actually in London says a lot. It’ll be some top secret ‘we can’t tell you’ thing no doubt!

No doubt, I’m sure it will be loads of build up for a massive anti climax whatever it is Probably something to do with the patriarchy

 

[Twinkal86]

Is the same living room that is off limits to Alfie? Yet princess AD will bo doubt have full access to growing up

She has a room just for her and TNB that she claimed was completely child free yet there they are eating their gifted shitty looking food on their gifted sofa (I presume!) using a coffee table she waited years and years for with a newborn stuck to her chest with her gifted carrier.

Lovely night x

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Yep, just found the reel.....

 

[okdo2022]

If her engagement is so low and her content features the same 3 topics how did she ever get a mortgage on a £1 mil house surely any mortgage company can see she’s not got 25 years of this in her. I highly doubt it was bought outright

I bet hes on a fairly decent wage. They could have had a decent deposit.

 

[cahil]

Someone’s being quiet licking their wounds after probably receiving a barrage of shit for her posts.

mhmm

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Didn't she share this poem last week?

Just going back through to do the recap and I’ve found it - 2nd May

Ashley James #24 She’s an absolute car crash. It’s ok though, her dad was a fireman

“Got two be pregnant twice” god help us. How the fuck did she get those A grades TW. --- Sorry off topic but someone mentioned the wiki earlier and I have completely dropped the ball on this I’m afraid. I’m currently signed off work due to my MH and I don’t have the strength to go back...

tattle.life

ETA @willowtree2 I didn’t realise I’d plagiarised you when I did it today!
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Seems the secret filming reels are becoming a thing..... SSS has popped one on now as well ffs

Hinch’s husband has done it for ages. Think he’s the one who started it. Creepy fucking weirdo.
Does it when she needs to come across as vulnerable to deflect from something.
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NEW THREAD

sorry it took forever

Ashley James #25 No wonder TNB is always in his PE kit, the amount of running around after her he has to do

Ashley James #25 It’s no wonder TNB is always in his PE kit, the amount of running around after her that he has to do (Edited slightly as too long to fit!) Winning thread title by our very own PI @MidnightRambler Just two weeks have passed since the last new thread, which I think might be a...

tattle.life

 

[Cady1954]

I don’t think a mum would be telling a 13 year old girl that she shouldn’t wear makeup as the boy she ‘wakes up with’ might think she looked different. Or am I just a prude

No your not. Its absolutely NOT something I would have said to daughter when she was 13. She's lying.
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What you wearing for our brunch Tommy? I’m going to go as a Cool Mom, how about you?

‘FULL GYM KIT OF COURSE!’

Is that all he wears? It's such a lazy way of dressing.

 

[ToolaRoola]

TNB has even got wardrobe space in his bedroom, she's using it

 

[willowtree2]

Only herbivores tho, no predators!

Or ones that drink cows milk

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

I wonder if she’s tried, you know, not being on her phone so much…..?

Her instincts always say she must use her phone and they can never be wrong.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

You’re welcome for the idea Ash

 

[hadtosayit88]

The blinking is out of control again in that Green Chef ad.

 

[Mousejen]

It’s the last weekend in May.

Ashley James #22 Welcome to the world Baby Thumb, earning money is job number one

Thanks to @InTheDollsHouse for the thread title. So we’ve all been waiting for Ashley’s Gran Hello Magazine to publish the story to meet the baby so she could make her big announcement. Tattlers called the name along with the water reference to the middle name. Ashley is happy beyond belief that...

tattle.life

Oh I bet that’s why she wants the Doona!

Thanks @InTheDollsHouse, I thought someone would remember!
Yeah, the Doona is probably a priority for that tirp more than any of the other commitments she has in the next week or two.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I think today’s one of those days on Instagram where you either post positively about the Coronation, or you just stay quiet until it’s over. She’s doing the latter.

Meanwhile, on Twitter…..

 

[Jjsb]

Seems the secret filming reels are becoming a thing..... SSS has popped one on now as well ffs

 

[willowtree2]

Was going to say I’m guessing they’re in Frinton She’ll use the coronation as an excuse even though she hates the royals

 

[No_f_in_clue]

Didn't Tommy's parents fly back with her at Easter? So did they drive out there, fly Ashley home and then fly back out there to get the car and the stuff??

 

[BigB21]

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her face looks so strange!! What’s that weird indent above her lip?! It was frozen in this weird expression for ages while she was talking only her lips were moving

Translates to:

Hi peasants I know I have ignored all your comments that I am liar on my last reel, but I need to make some money for my next holiday so here’s some links, please buy, but I have zero respect for any of you.