Ashley James #24 She’s an absolute car crash. It’s ok though, her dad was a fireman
Thread title credit to @willowtree2
After us tattlers saying Alfie was cold all winter, Ashley finally warmed his room up in April and he slept beyond 6am! Follow us for more parenting tips.
Ashley can’t have a moment alone because baby Ad has to be held at all times. This is okay, though, because Ash is her home.
When Alf was newborn and needed similar closeness, he was clingy and demanding.
Ash is back at ‘work’ with everything featuring baby Ad too because she can’t be put down.
Ash can’t do anything around the house, or even tidy up after herself, because - you guessed it! - Ad.
Poor Alf is being solo parented by Tommy, until today when Ashley stepped in and managed to look after both of her children alone for a few minutes!
Ash has had a ‘mummy MOT’ and her prolapse has gone away all by itself!
She’s managed to travel into central London alone with baby Ad for a full day, but she says she can’t pick Alf up for a cuddle.
Alf has beenforced shown saying the letters of the alphabet, and what word they’re for, not being allowed to hold the letter tile despite repeatedly asking for it, until he’d performed for the camera. Top parenting there from both Ash and Tommy.
Alf has apparently regressed slightly as a cry for attention
Ash has been told that this is normal by her childminder. Lovely day x
Total of Ashley’s gifted baby carriers, car seats and pushchairs: £6409.90
In case you didn’t know:
• Ashley was single for 6 years before meeting Tommy (although they appear to be permanently sleeping in separate bedrooms)
• She was a Grade A student (and we’ve seen the GCSE art work)
• She hates the patriarchy
• She trusts her
instinct with motherhood and does her own research (please, no one else ever follow her lead)
• She claims to have a telepathic link to Alfie to know his needs
• She never wanted a boy, and makes this clear
• Alf’s diet consists of grated cheese, watermelon and not much else
• Alf knows the ‘days of the month’, can count to 100, and his favourite number is 91 - according to Ashley
• Ash is incapable of being alone with Alfie, so either Tommy or his mum are always there to step in if he’s not at the childminder (lovely day x) or with the Nanny
• Snoop is Ash’s dog who is occasionally seen, he was sent away when Alf was little because neither Alf nor Snoop were given any kind of boundaries by Ash
• Ashley is quick to cry troll, but is infact the biggest troll of all
TNB is Tommy (no balls)
NNB is Nana (no balls - Tommy’s mum)
Thread title credit to @willowtree2
After us tattlers saying Alfie was cold all winter, Ashley finally warmed his room up in April and he slept beyond 6am! Follow us for more parenting tips.
Ashley can’t have a moment alone because baby Ad has to be held at all times. This is okay, though, because Ash is her home.
When Alf was newborn and needed similar closeness, he was clingy and demanding.
Ash is back at ‘work’ with everything featuring baby Ad too because she can’t be put down.
Ash can’t do anything around the house, or even tidy up after herself, because - you guessed it! - Ad.
Poor Alf is being solo parented by Tommy, until today when Ashley stepped in and managed to look after both of her children alone for a few minutes!
Ash has had a ‘mummy MOT’ and her prolapse has gone away all by itself!
She’s managed to travel into central London alone with baby Ad for a full day, but she says she can’t pick Alf up for a cuddle.
Alf has been
Alf has apparently regressed slightly as a cry for attention
Ash has been told that this is normal by her childminder. Lovely day xTotal of Ashley’s gifted baby carriers, car seats and pushchairs: £6409.90
Ashley James #23 Now that I have baby Thumb, sorry Alf the iPad is your Mum.
So what does she actually have now? 1. Alf’s usual pushchair - I don’t know what this is 2. Cosatto RHS flower show threw up on it (double) - gifted 3. Doona - gifted 4. Out n About Carriers: 1. Artipoppe - gifted 2. Artipoppe - gifted 3. Artipoppe - gifted 4. Leopard print baby bjorn - gifted...
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In case you didn’t know:
• Ashley was single for 6 years before meeting Tommy (although they appear to be permanently sleeping in separate bedrooms)
• She was a Grade A student (and we’ve seen the GCSE art work)
• She hates the patriarchy
• She trusts her
instinct with motherhood and does her own research (please, no one else ever follow her lead)• She claims to have a telepathic link to Alfie to know his needs
• She never wanted a boy, and makes this clear
• Alf’s diet consists of grated cheese, watermelon and not much else
• Alf knows the ‘days of the month’, can count to 100, and his favourite number is 91 - according to Ashley
• Ash is incapable of being alone with Alfie, so either Tommy or his mum are always there to step in if he’s not at the childminder (lovely day x) or with the Nanny
• Snoop is Ash’s dog who is occasionally seen, he was sent away when Alf was little because neither Alf nor Snoop were given any kind of boundaries by Ash
• Ashley is quick to cry troll, but is infact the biggest troll of all
TNB is Tommy (no balls)
NNB is Nana (no balls - Tommy’s mum)
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