My first ever thread. Hope I did it right.
Thanks to @MaryLou32 for the thread title- had to edit a bit so it would fit.
Let’s strap ourselves in for another few months of undeclared ads, moaning and emotional rollercoasters.
Credit to @Truthslayer for our title -
Old Almond is “more motivated than ever”, mostly motivated to drape herself in £2,000 outfits and Chanel earrings, rather than focusing on her failing app. She’s also SUPER HAPPY and excited EVERY MORNING whilst walking to the gym (to train herself, no...
Thanks to @Truthslayer for our new title!
Recap: Gym, shop, spa, app breaks, travel, some facial or peel or laser, app breaks, do an almond commercial, app breaks, get a magazine cover and post it daily, app breaks,….
You get the idea. Come follow along!