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I had my first baby earlier this year and trust me, routine goes out the window. Even though we were both at home for the first couple of weeks, there were days where neither of us had chance to eat until late in the day.The fact that he says they haven't had dinner at 10pm is those two down to a tee. I bet they have no routine and like I've said he'll be the one running round while Zoe does very little. If like some of you claim Zoe is doing most of the parenting then why didn't he get dinner ready? but then again its hard when you are taking 1000 pics of yourself all day.
Also THIS IS NOT A REV THREAD can I repeat THIS IS NOT A RAVE THEAD! so if we are discussing what Zoe is wearing, how she's holding the baby etc that is fine its just a discussion. Personally I don't care what the baby is wearing or whether she has ginger hair I think she's a sweet little thing.
One thing I will say is NONE of us wish bad on Zoe or her family and we hope she is coping ok and isn't suffering from PND or her anxiety.
I know it’s not a rave thread just saying 
I wonder if it’s with Zoe being a bit of a picky eater (unless it’s takeaway). If Alfie is cooking himself super healthy rice, veg, protein meals she might rather that microwave pasta
Too easy to find a muppet version of them.Hahaha you mean talking about these two muppets was once interesting? Hard to believe
That’s bullshit. If there has been no commitment in eight years there never will be. She’s shown how utterly desperate she is. The kids named Deyes but she never will be. She’s a click bait fool.
That’s because his Mummy told him he’s a man. Nobody particularly cares about her anyway, do they? She’s comedy gold but that’s it. Freaky Ferris is visiting today so he’ll be hyperventilating over the poor baby. Has anyone heard Joe Sluggs sing? Awful. What an ego
Yes it’s just a few hundred yards up from her.
She’s bone bloody idle for years and I don’t see that changing. She’ll have any and everyone doing things. It’s strange though the way she’s behaving and letting him do all the showing off.The fact that he says they haven't had dinner at 10pm is those two down to a tee. I bet they have no routine and like I've said he'll be the one running round while Zoe does very little. If like some of you claim Zoe is doing most of the parenting then why didn't he get dinner ready? but then again its hard when you are taking 1000 pics of yourself all day.
Also THIS IS NOT A REV THREAD can I repeat THIS IS NOT A RAVE THEAD! so if we are discussing what Zoe is wearing, how she's holding the baby etc that is fine its just a discussion. Personally I don't care what the baby is wearing or whether she has ginger hair I think she's a sweet little thing.
One thing I will say is NONE of us wish bad on Zoe or her family and we hope she is coping ok and isn't suffering from PND or her anxiety.
Agree
Alfie is a dick.I found longarm vests and leggings easiest. Especially as there are many vests that have buttons on the side, so you don’t have to put them over the head. We actual call them „changing bodies“ here, because they make nappy changes so easy.
I agree, that she held her baby a bit awkward. But in my experience, enough mothers struggle with a firm grip in the beginning. And for many bonding is not a week and done thing. I can totally seeing Alfie jumping in, taking over because Pay is his newest item of interest. Portraying best Dad ever, which might give Zoe some insecurities about her own approach.Who knows. I will say, I respect that she is not using Pay on her gram for constant praise and showing off. Alfie, on the other hand……
Agreed
I’ve heard nothing but bad about that stuff.
but what else is there to complain about other than their meal schedule and what she’s wearing? This thread is boring because of the lack of oversharing, I don’t see that changing
turning into mumsnet
But, DO YOU HAVE KIDS? YOU CAN’T HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS IF YOU DON’T HAVE KIDS!turning into mumsnet
(Sarcasm)
”. The main reason I made this account was that I couldn’t believe she didn’t change her ways during pregnancy and I wanted to know if other people see it too. 
As the people around her get older and probably develop better eating habits and she’s still there with her haribos, I wonder if she’s gonna feel embarrassed. Maybe one day someone will tell her that she should take care of her health more since everything she eats is bad for her. A new, actual therapist would be so good for her. Maybe there are several reasons her relationship with food is like that.It's how everyone has to wade in with their own experiences of having a baby for me. I get it - I've had to sit on my hands a few times not to type how it was for me with my newborn, but it's really not the place.turning into mumsnet
People absolutely love talking about themsleves in this thread, I don’t blame them to a degree when slugella is so bloody boring we all want to talk about anything but her at this point. If they want their own threads though, they should beg function of bogshite for an ad and start up a youtube. They could even take a leaf out of OG Zoellas (ghostwritten) book and do some Primark hauls with 6 different peter-pan collar shirts.
So pitiful of them!!!The fact that he says they haven't had dinner at 10pm is those two down to a tee. I bet they have no routine and like I've said he'll be the one running round while Zoe does very little. If like some of you claim Zoe is doing most of the parenting then why didn't he get dinner ready? but then again its hard when you are taking 1000 pics of yourself all day.
Also THIS IS NOT A REV THREAD can I repeat THIS IS NOT A RAVE THEAD! so if we are discussing what Zoe is wearing, how she's holding the baby etc that is fine its just a discussion. Personally I don't care what the baby is wearing or whether she has ginger hair I think she's a sweet little thing.
One thing I will say is NONE of us wish bad on Zoe or her family and we hope she is coping ok and isn't suffering from PND or her anxiety.
It means Zoe's a crusty potato!!
Do we think he’s tried to recreate the famous “man and baby/ L'enfant” Athena poster
Maybe for you it did, but I can’t see how two parents at home all day with one baby between them can’t get a shower before 2pm or brush their teeth..maybe the mother, if she’s breastfeeding, but what’s Alfie’s excuse for being a total slob? One week old babies do literally nothing but eat and sleep, he’s just using the baby as an excuse for his laziness.yes
I had my first baby earlier this year and trust me, routine goes out the window. Even though we were both at home for the first couple of weeks, there were days where neither of us had chance to eat until late in the day.
obv I don’t know if you’re a parent or not but I feel like a lot of people are making digs at things that are just very normal
