Lol, Tom's long story which just ended up being about how he made a meal from scratch (lasagne, which he's never made before, doncha know, and "historically" the boys don't eat the meals they make from scratch, but oh look, all their plates are empty after eating Tom's lasagne, but now they're watching TV and eating ice cream, because, "I'm not SuperDad"). No, Tom, you're just a normal dad who has to document every normal, mundane parenting-life experience and joke and humble-brag, packaged in GoofyDad packaging