Tim Slacker and now it’s time to buy properly fitting clothes?
...and now it‘s time to put down the kid?
...and now it‘s time to put down the kid?
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Did these dumbfucks really give their 1 year old child, baby orajel? Every doctor will tell you under 2 NOT to give that to them. JFC. Anything that makes THEIR lives easier. God forbid they make him some baby popsicles. Get one of those boon feeders. I just keep clean damp washcloths in a ziplock bag in the fridge, not the freezer, my son loves them when he’s teething hard; and he’s gotten 6 new teeth in the past 6-7 weeks. It’s been bleeping hell here.
Bbbuuutttt gguuyzzzz! I’m too busy to read the directions and warnings on medicines. It interferes with my TV binge watching. Besides, it’s an over the counter product. it can’t do any harm.
I don't get the nighttime routine either. Tim struggles to get him to sleep. How about leave him the f! alone! Timbo just doesn't understand why when he lays him down, he will kick his legs. That is what babies do idiot. That does not mean pick him back up AGAIN and shake him around again. Put him down and WALK AWAY! And for the love of God, what the hell is that light thing now??? Just leave him the dark silence. I don't understand all the extra crap they have going on. Sorry, but they aren't struggling with a difficult baby here guys. He's the most easy going little guy and they have never once given any reason why they need all the extra stuff. I honestly think Jackson would be fine going off to sleep all on his own. And don't even get me started on that sleep sack thing. His arms to so constricted.
My wife and I were questioning their nighttime routine as well. We have a 1 month old and we don't take shifts staying up throughout the night. I get up when she gets up at 4 am and my wife take her around 7 am. But during those in between times we are both sleeping or I'm at work (I leave at 5 am every day). No wonder why they are so tired and can't get anything done. They are staying up all hours of the night for no reason. Christ you don't need to be awake while they are sleeping in the middle of the night. Use the monitor and wake up when he wakes up. Doesn't seem that hard to me. Am I taking crazy pills?
It's almost like they've never slept themselves. Do they seriously fall asleep as soon as they lay down and not move at all? Things with kids take time. For people who seem to have all the time in the world, I don't understand why they expect everything to be instantaneous
I agree with the above comments.
How is Jackson supposed to get good sleeping habits when they (in no particular order)
a) man handle him when putting him down
b) refuse to leave him alone till he goes to sleep
c) run to him the second they see he’s awake
d) buy him all these electric devices. fan, purifier and the latest colored light contraption.
So much noise and over stimulation.
T&J his sleeping problems are caused by YOU!
How is Jackson supposed to get good sleeping habits when they (in no particular order)
a) man handle him when putting him down
b) refuse to leave him alone till he goes to sleep
c) run to him the second they see he’s awake
d) buy him all these electric devices. fan, purifier and the latest colored light contraption.
So much noise and over stimulation.
T&J his sleeping problems are caused by YOU!
...and now it’s time to take a parenting class?
New titles (they're funny but not usable)
(you have to sing this one in your head Mousekateers)
TheTimTracker and Now it's Time to say goodbye to everything that's free...
M I C K E Y M E D I A
or
TheTimTracker and now it's time to duck off... Just duck off Jenn.
(you have to sing this one in your head Mousekateers)
TheTimTracker and Now it's Time to say goodbye to everything that's free...
M I C K E Y M E D I A
or
TheTimTracker and now it's time to duck off... Just duck off Jenn.
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...and now it’s time to slack off?
I know you are just messing, but they both speak the truth.
Like the first.
Totally get your sentiment on the second.
The channel was more effective till Jenn waddled her way in.
...and now it’s time to make up a new lie.
When Tim was folding the shopping bag describing trying to get Jackpot to sleep..... Sheesh his tits are as saggy as Gins. I had a flash of Peter Griffin breastfeeding Stewie in Family Guy. Tim is such a control freak it wouldn't surprise me if that's why he has mamms now.
Still trying to understand that friendship dynamic. Seems very one sided heavily favoring TTT.
We all know that Mayor Jim can’t stand T&J. But as the saying goes... “happy wife = happy life”
Yeah, at the time I said “wow, Tim needs a bra!”
In my mind I always thought of Tim as being tall and lanky. The vlogs of late show him “with junk in the back truck” and needing assistance for “the girls.”
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And now it’s time to call child protective services ! How the duck that kids has survived this long is beyond me !
And then they’d forget about him. Out of sight, out of mind, right?
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