The Slackers are at Universal Studios...
Tim declares it feels like Christmas!
They are here to see the Holiday Offerings....Jennbo is most excited for the Tribute Store despite the fact they refuse to ride an indoor ride, but have no issues shuffling into a cramped inside store.
Slackers the morning people they are, get there at 3:45PM....Also it's the day before Thanksgiving, so they've been sitting on this footage for this long?
Jenn is hopeful that the bulk of the people are here for the rides, and not their Christmas stuff.
Universal is doing a Christmas Tree Scavenger Hunt....Jenn quickly corrects TIm about what the first tree they see is themed to.
This time universal is charging for this hunt....Jenn hopes the ornament is worth the $10.60 because Tim's 2k Gucci Sweater was a "good investment"
Jenn thought the Christmas Cake was adorned with a Frosting Octopus....she's not the brightest bulb.
There is no information on the cake they bought...so they are going into this blind.
SALVO! THEY BROUGHT THEIR OWN SILVERWARE
Jenn deduces the cake is mint with a buttercream frosting.
Huge Tracker Fan Timbo didn't know the name of the Mean Lady in Pink from Harry Potter.
We get Jenn singing and it's not a pleasant sound.
Jenn has cankles of the wrist ooof.
Jenn fishing for comments asks us to name the character on the ornament they are looking at is.
Jenn filming is even more disjointed than Tim....so many random cuts.
I'm 9 minutes in, and it feels like it's been 20 already....Nothing they have filmed so far has had me thinking "Wow, I want to do that."
Jenn said this is where they should've bought Tim's Halloween costume here because they sell Donkey ears....That's great combining Disney and Universal IPs into one costume.
Jenn sees a Santa Hat, she grabs it and touches it a bunch and gives us the phrase "If it was a different time, I'd try it on" JENN YOU SHOULD ONLY BE TOUCHING MERCH YOU INTEND TO BUY.
Jenn complaining about the Pumpkin Spice Churro being $6. She exclaims this Treat Trail will cost THEM A LOT OF MONEY.
Jenn complains about the churro not being pumpkin spice flavor, but just cinnamon.
Jenn wouldn't get it again, Tim complains the sugar is making his heart race.
OMFG THEY PUT CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS ON JACK$ONS STROLLER
Tim shouts "That's a big nutcracker" He wasn't talking about Jenn this time.
Now it's time to go into the Tribute Store....they won't do inside attractions, but they'll do the Tribute Store, and that warehouse with the Parade Floats.
They get the Mold-O-Rama Santa Claus. Tim complains about how long it takes, but then says it's really only been 45 seconds.
We get crappy low light footage of the Universal Studios Christmas Facemasks.
LOL Their enormous stroller barely fits through the door in one of the transitions in the Tribute Store.
Tim can't tell if this one plush is Ron or Hermione from Happy Potter.
Tim proceeds to have an orgasm looking at all the treats for sale at the Tribute Store.
They got this Chocolate Bomb thing that you are supposed to drop into Hot Chocolate.
Jenn asks for approval from TIm if "She did it right"
Tim pronounces "stir" as stare
Jenn complains the big Christmas Tree is "Pretty Plain" this basic Karen witch is no place to critique what is plain or not.
They have to leave the park because it's too late for Jack$on it's roughly 6:30PM.
They cut the footage and now they are back at home to taste their Cookie Dough Christmas Tree thing.
It looks like a soiled butt plug as Jenn takes a bit of the treat. There's no cookie dough in the tip of the cone. It takes Jennbo three bites to get to cookie dough.
I don't know why they changed to this 30+ minute format it makes everything such a slog.
I think the sub count is going the opposite way there, Pauline...
