The Tim Tracker #89 Is my areola showing you guyyyyzzzz???

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Just like they make J$ nap at the same time everyday they are going to throw him on the toilet at the same time everyday.
 
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Wait, they’ve been living there for 3 years. They bought the house with that color garage door. The HOA is telling them now that they need to paint it bc the color doesn’t comply?
We actually after 3 years had the hoa give us 30 days to put in a new lawn. Previous owner said it would die because of the huge oak...she had it that way for years, we bought it that way...we did try to seed it 4 times it would grow and die even with watering...so we ordered sod and the 2 of us did it ourselves in 8 hours...it looks amazing, but outr water bill has doubled lol
 
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Why establish boundaries when you can monetise every aspect of this poor kid's life?
 
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This bothers the hell out of me... I am in the process of ordering a PHEV ) plug in electric hybrid... These fools want a all electric SUV to fit his children and Jen... You already own a Volt and a Tesla. Your garage is fucking trashed how the hell are you supposed to buy another car and find one big enough to fit his kids and his huge ass wife... Good luck with that fella... I am buying a Kia Sorento and it only gets 33 miles to the charge... You ain't going to find a car in time... I might have to wait just below a year
 
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we have bears so have to keep ours inside
 
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Hunter MP rotator sprinklers friend!! We just had our whole yard replaced and they're incredible!!! So worth the money to have the old home Depot sprinklers from the previous owner replaced! Those combined with a b-hyve sprinkler system from Amazon.

The sprinklers use much much less water, and the b-hyve system will monitor water use as well as shut the whole system down if there is rain in the weather forecast.
 
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You are forgetting the Stanny. That’s the key reason he needs a seven seater. He might even be in the market for an additional Stanny. And I believe all electric leaves him with only choices over 100k. Maybe this is why he passed up the paint sprayer and the mango. Gotta save up.
 
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I'm glad she was circled in the second picture so we wouldn't mistake the country bear for her.
It just goes to show you that the first night of any of these events is just wall to wall vlogger. It's fucking gross! It seems like half the people going have a monetary incentive to be there.
 
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OMG... I literally just laughed right out loud. I forgot about the banana peel incident! Fricken hilarious!
 
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I hate procrastinating (my coping mechanism for anxiety makes me avoid procrastinating and do things as soon as possible to avoid continuing to stress about them), so personally for me, if I were as jobless as them and therefore had time in my schedule to do a bunch of tasks, I'd be:
1) decluttering the house while both adults can still bend over,
2) cleaning up the guest bedroom and shutting down the cockroach party in there and start turning it into J¢'s room; either get a new bed for J¢ if they're going to keep his crib for the baby or turn the damn crib into a big boy bed already and get a new crib for the baby
3) sell the Chevy volt at least, unless they plan on just starting an car collection on the curb in front of their house after they find an "all electric" vehicle
4) get over getting an "all electric" 7-seater and just "settle" for a hybrid cause they'll probably want to buy another car a couple years after that and I'm sure by then more options will be available

But no, they'd rather waste time planning yet another babymoon and they'll pretty much be going on vacations every other week until the end of 2022, and Ginncubator is going to be immobile before the end of the year because she's determined to become even more useless. It'll be mid-February before they're like "oh shit, we still have so much to do!!" and of course Ginn won't contribute anything to help but fake laughs and complaints and demands. Have fun Dimmy, you fucking fool.
 
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I'm glad she was circled in the second picture so we wouldn't mistake the country bear for her.
That's disrespectful to Big Al! (Actually is there anybody, human or animal, real or fictional, who it isn't disrespectful to compare to Jenn?)
 
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can’t buy your son a $2-$5 mango but you can afford $50 blocks that he will play with once
Mangos are on sale this week 5 for $5. There is a giant display at my Publix, right when you walk in. I saw it today and was sad for J$, his parents are absolutely useless.
 
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I will never understand why she absolutely refuses to buy clothing that actually fits ....

 
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