Surprise - Surprise - J4D's forgot to cancel the meal delivery this week - can you be any more useless!!!!
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#1- Jackson creeps me the F out in this image. He just stares in complete darkness. Something tells me he isn’t quite tired.
#2- Jenn says that Tim lays with Jackson, but Oliver is squeezed in there too?? WTF?
Is he on the edge of the bed?
#2- Jenn says that Tim lays with Jackson, but Oliver is squeezed in there too?? WTF?
Is he on the edge of the bed?
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They should put bumpers on the corners of their coffee table, I'm assuming Da Baby is going to hurt his eyes by making contact with the sharp corners.
Dim says he's just letting Da Baby roam wherever. Ah good, right next to your dirty shoes.
Ginn says Da Baby is extra snotty right now because he has 4 teeth coming in. Did you check with your doctor or did you assume he's snotty because of his teeth?
Dim says he's just letting Da Baby roam wherever. Ah good, right next to your dirty shoes.
Ginn says Da Baby is extra snotty right now because he has 4 teeth coming in. Did you check with your doctor or did you assume he's snotty because of his teeth?
Oh for duck’s sake, they are still going on about Oliver winning the diaper dash. I hope he does participate and that he loses because Tim and Jenn will be insufferable if Oliver does win the diaper dash.
Jenn tries to show the viewer Oliver’s new teeth and gets the camera up in his face so we can see the boogers hanging out of his nose and his open mouth with food in it.
Jenn tries to show the viewer Oliver’s new teeth and gets the camera up in his face so we can see the boogers hanging out of his nose and his open mouth with food in it.
They just love burning those bridges, take note Amanduh and Temu Tim….their friendships don’t last long
Omg guys SO BUSY. First I had a birthday party which cost like $5000 but I had a PLANNER for that but there were still things I needed to do. And then I have a CRUISE to pack for. I need to do laundry for the CRUISE. Then the BABY had the nerve to grow teeth. And then I have to go get my SPRAY TAN tomorrow so I can look like a fat orange on the CRUISE. So stressed!
I'm sorry (I'm really sorry I watched some of this home voog) - why does this B* go on and on about laundry, cleaning up, etc. - you are home all day - these are tasks that most of us can do with our eyes closed at this point and sure we may B* about it on occasion but that is all she does - B* / B* / B* - and for the love of God why is your son running full speed in the house? What's next - J$ first ER visit? Teach him to put his shoes away - for that matter - on your next Target run please buy a G/D shoe rack - no one needs to see shoes all over the floor everywhere. UGH!!!!
She's like perpetually out of breath while talking. Blow your nose you congested turd. Or just stop talking, problem solved.
They're already cooked Ginn, you just soaked the "uh what are these again" tortillas in oil and warmed them up in your tetanus pan.
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Whoops, she forgot yet again. But hey she was BUSY with TWO KIDS AND SHE HAS LAUNDRY TO DO AND TWO MEALS TO MAKE EVERY DAY. How can you expect her to do the one part-time fake job she has correctly? No one else has ever had two kids and worked at the same time!!!!
They're already cooked Ginn, you just soaked the "uh what are these again" tortillas in oil and warmed them up in your tetanus pan.
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Whoops, she forgot yet again. But hey she was BUSY with TWO KIDS AND SHE HAS LAUNDRY TO DO AND TWO MEALS TO MAKE EVERY DAY. How can you expect her to do the one part-time fake job she has correctly? No one else has ever had two kids and worked at the same time!!!!
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Not only is she home all day, she also has a nanny 5 days a week to look after her baby. Shes definitely not editing all day. What the duck is she doing all day?
Claiming that they don’t have time to pack for their third cruise in 6 months.
She’s so bleeping stupid. She’s been vlogging for 15 years but can’t figure out how to position the camera to film her cooking without having to hold it.
Seriously creepy. But we're the "psychopaths".
That is beyond fucked up. First that she's putting that image of her child, safe in his bed, on YouTube. Second, that the baby is on the edge of the bed like that. And she's just sitting there watching?
Jenn, your husband is clearly exhausted if he's falling asleep before 8pm in your child's bed with BOTH of your children. How about you get your lazy ass off your phone or away from your Housewives and help him? Lazy witch.
I don't get this whole trend with her with showing the monitors in the vlogs, am sorry but it's creepy as fk to be showing your family sleeping on camera especially kids to a bunch of strangers, I also hate the whole idea of sleeping with babies, am sorry but maybe am just paranoid an thinking of the worst but I would never be able to live with myself if I rolled over an suffocated the baby
Oh hell no, they are not ruining Huey Magoos for me.
Kitra was right--never trust someone that doesn't like Raising Canes.
Oh tit, she basically calls out Kitra.
Kitra was right--never trust someone that doesn't like Raising Canes.
Oh tit, she basically calls out Kitra.
They have to be SO jealous
Jenn, once again didn't cancel the meal subscription box....and now they have to eat 2 Purple Carrot meals a day because she "doesn't have anyone to give it to". Wait---you supposedly have 70 people in your life that you are close enough to invite them to your baby's first birthday and not one of those person could/would use those meals? I mean, they all look super gross to me, but it's probably the chef. What about your supposed vegetarian bestie who you dined with at the Lake Nona Wave?
More lies.
More lies.
I'd say she could give them to Rosie the Nanniveter but she's probably going to join them on the cruise.
Dim.. there’s no such word as flavourable
Shhh, he's busy Dimsplaining that quinoa is millet!
Jenn talking about how super stressful the party was, so stressful, she couldn't plan for this upcoming cruise. She's out of her mind. Then she starts babbling....stress, stress, stress....can't come up with actual concrete examples of stress, there's even a weird edit cut where even she must have realized none of the stuff she's saying is actually stressful.
I cannot wait for their kids to have actual problems they have to face. Real places where they have to be. Real issues they have to deal with. I cannot wait for Jenn to experience real stress in parenting. Because teething, naps and laundry ain't it, girlfriend. You are in for it.
And oh goody, Da Baby is going to get his first haircut at the Harmony Barber Shop. Tim is STILL obsessed with that place, but couldn't remember the name. That Tracks.
I cannot wait for their kids to have actual problems they have to face. Real places where they have to be. Real issues they have to deal with. I cannot wait for Jenn to experience real stress in parenting. Because teething, naps and laundry ain't it, girlfriend. You are in for it.
And oh goody, Da Baby is going to get his first haircut at the Harmony Barber Shop. Tim is STILL obsessed with that place, but couldn't remember the name. That Tracks.
Yes, the trinity of Jenn being busy is laundry/cleaning/editing. She normally mentions each one at least once in a home vlog. She's about two months away from claiming she's so busy from breathing oxygen all day.
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