The Tim Tracker #164 If the Christmas tree was a slice of pizza, it'd be gone by now!

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I was amused by the fact that the wrestler had no clue who Tim is. I hope that put his ego in check.

Also, he tells the wrestler than he and his wife were born in the same hospital. And then his son was born in the same hospital too. The way he worded it, Oliver doesn’t exist as usual. It wasn’t “one of my sons” it was “my son” like he only has one. Such a random thing to say to a stranger. I’m sure this isn’t the first and last time he tells someone this fun fact. So Oliver will forever feel like an outcast being born in a different hospital.
 
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I don’t think Jenn came to support Tim. She came because the nanny was busy and she cant be left alone with her own children.
 
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I was amused by the fact that the wrestler had no clue who Tim is. I hope that put his ego in check.

Also, he tells the wrestler than he and his wife were born in the same hospital. And then his son was born in the same hospital too. The way he worded it, Oliver doesn’t exist as usual. It wasn’t “one of my sons” it was “my son” like he only has one. Such a random thing to say to a stranger. I’m sure this isn’t the first and last time he tells someone this fun fact. So Oliver will forever feel like an outcast being born in a different hospital.
You're right, that was an odd thing to share with someone he just met and I was also waiting for maybe him to mention that his other son wasn't and then go into the NICU story and also share how Budley knows how to say "8" in Mandarin and is a math genius by the time they got down to the 5th floor at that rate. Though I've found people like Dimmy and Ginny who haven't done anything but stay basically within the same area their whole lives think that sort of thing makes it some cool fact that makes them so interesting when I just think "okay so you basically haven't really ventured anywhere outside of your comfort zone and you're boring" as my first perception.
 
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The kid could really use some sun… they have a nice backyard. It’s been sunny in Florida. Take him outside to play in the sun on a blanket with toys and read to him JEN! Do something other than up your husband ass. Sheesh
Sunlight doesn't cure autism. But at least he won't look so sickly
 
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Tim has white sneakers? Not sure that is him. No murse, no giant fuzzy balls. Just another goof in too tight shorts.
That's not Tim; it's Amanduh's employee. But it is a little creepy how much they resemble each other. They both seem to have such womanly hips.

If Amanduh would gain about 50 lbs and stop washing her hair, they'd both be doppelgangers of the Trackers.
 
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That's not Tim; it's Amanduh's employee. But it is a little creepy how much they resemble each other. They both seem to have such womanly hips.

If Amanduh would gain about 50 lbs and stop washing her hair, they'd both be doppelgangers of the Trackers.
whoa really? That's actually pretty creepy and my mistake then. I thought for sure that body type and tight shorts had to be tim.
 
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How did Jenn get back down to the ground with the boys while Tim was rappelling? Did Tim have to ask someone working the
event to escort her so she didn't get lost?
 
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That slow awkward decent was uncomfortable to watch. Who thought Tim should be paired with the pro wrestler? And also who thought it wise to leave Jenn alone with the children?
 
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The TimTracker #165 Tim went rappelling for Give Kids the World, Jenn is so repelling we all almost hurled.
 
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How did Jenn get back down to the ground with the boys while Tim was rappelling? Did Tim have to ask someone working the
event to escort her so she didn't get lost?
She kind of did get lost, she hit a button on the elevator for the wrong floor cause she didn't know how to get to the pool area.

She also said her ears popped coming down in the elevator and asked Budley if his ears popped too. 1) I don't think the kid would know what it means for your ears to pop and 2) the kid has a fucked up ear, so I'm not sure his ear experiences are the same as yours Ginn, you dense turd.

I can never find quite the right words to describe what's off about Ginn's interactions with Budley but she just always sounds so unnatural talking to him (or Da Baby). She has no idea how to connect with other humans on a genuine level, but she's just so awkward and unnatural with her own children, the way that she asks questions or "reprimands" (if you can even call it that) Buddy. Ugh. I'm so tired of her stupid sing-songy bullshit. Just talk in a normal bleeping voice to your children, JFC.
 
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I’m sure Jenn was only there so that Tim could have his very own “the best part of the day was knowing my wife and kids were there to cheer me on” story to tell.
 
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