The Tim Tracker #162 The cheapest way to eat on vacation is to not bring Jenn

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Tim drank on the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, per a TLer. (@domwood ??)
Oh yeah I remember that …. He still hides it though and needs to be all gee whizz alcohol is evil … yet we all saw the bottle of vodka in the freezer…
 
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Isn't he a year in march? Shouldn't at this age they be trying to walk him about for a little while? Obviously not letting him on his own but surely he's old enough now they could be holding him an letting him "walk" we used to do that with my neice to help build leg muscles from 9m old, she would in no way at Os age have been happy sitting in a stroller the length of time they have him in one, ever since she was young she constantly wanted out to crawl or wanted you to walk her about, sooner or later O is going to be the same an since they got lucky with J being a somewhat calm baby I hope Karma hits them hard an O is the complete opposite of Js calm nature
 
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They never seem to use the correct sized stroller for any event. But this worked out perfectly for them as it’s a great excuse for her to show how small that stateroom was and the need to only stay in suites going forward.
 
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They are full of shit (again) with the stupid stroller. Tons of people cruise with Disney and a stroller, in smaller staterooms than what they had. They are not the first. The problem is---they use the stroller to contain their child far too often.

We sailed, I don't know 4? 5 times with two kids and a Graco front to back double stroller. 2 kids, first cruise ages 2 and 11 months. On the Disney Wonder and Magic, so much smaller accommodations. The stroller is a non issue. We carried our kids or they walked or sat in a high chair at meals. They sat in regular seats or on our laps for the most part on the ship, near the pools, during entertainment. etc. We used the stroller when we got off the ship, I specifically remember walking around Key West with the stroller. You can easily fit the stroller under the bed on the Wish. We had to store our stroller in the bathtub back in the day. And I never once complained....because I was grateful to have children and I was grateful to be on a cruise. They are just assholes who complain just to complain. Just another excuse as to why they need to be in the suites.
 
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He eats like he is an alien who has never seen utensils before and also is somehow half python

It's so disgusting
Truly. There needs to be a whole ‘nother category of disgusting for this childlike putrid behavior. His parents should be ashamed. Surely they taught him better!
 
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Probably had an accident in it ..... they'll never admit he was not mastered toilet training properly.
 
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They did take the smaller stroller, Uppa Baby Minu (Sloberella mentions it in the video) versus the Uppa Baby Vista 2 that we are used to seeing.

Sloberella should know better, though.
She, herself, struggles to move around the bed cleanly with her wide body!
 
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Or an accessible room, maybe, for wide bodied Sloberella and the stroller??

As far as their accommodations….
They love cuntcierge level and suites for the flexing and their egos. All they do is eat anyways.
So if they want to spend waste their money on Groundhog Day cruises it’s their prerogative.
 
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Especially since Oliver doesn’t sleep in his stroller, they definitely could have brought a smaller stroller. I know they have an umbrella stroller. Shit, Jenn is always on Amazon, she could have picked up a pockit stroller for what they spend on OGB flamingo outfit, shoes and bathing suit combo. They just dont care enough to do the research to bring gear that would be the best fit. Also, a huge miss not getting a pack n play for him to play in…. But what do I know?
 
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Like most of us here I used to be a big fan - mainly of Tim. I found his resort tours invaluable in choosing a place to stay and his vlogs, especially the one going through Epcot country by country great research for my once-in-a-lifetime trip to Florida. Just don't understand how and why his vlog quality has just tanked. You can see he is just dialling it in - there is no energy or genuine enthusiasm any more.

Burn out? Laziness? Too much of his wife's influence? 2 kids just too overwhelming? His health?
 
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It’s their refusal to take care of their own two boys, farming them out to a babysitter, that drives me bonkers.
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Especially since Oliver doesn’t sleep in his stroller, they definitely could have brought a smaller stroller
Right.
They bought an umbrella stroller at Disneyland for J$ cause they forgot to bring one that trip.

On the other hand, wasn’t the UB Minu used to carry all their miscellaneous junk?
 
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Montessori home setup for kids.... J$ is a little behind eh? What made these numpties think Montessori was right for them?? Delusional twats.
 
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Was he a child raised by wolves who later emerged from the forest a feral adult that needed to be taught to eat like a human?
 
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They never seem to use the correct sized stroller for any event. But this worked out perfectly for them as it’s a great excuse for her to show how small that stateroom was and the need to only stay in suites going forward.
They have a huge problem with correct sizing for most things...clothing, strollers, portions...
 
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