Yeah you are supposed to clean BEFORE New Year’s Day to start the year fresh and clean.These kids are so screwed. Jackson thinks celebrating New Years is sitting on the kitchen floor in front of the fridge while randomly counting down from 10, at no particular time, while having to stare into a camera, not each other…
Also, he thinks you make wish lists of things you want to get for New Years… maybe they could have explained what a resolution is, but then again, maybe they don’t know.
It is so stupid and forced to film this for other people to watch. It means nothing because it symbolizes nothing.
Jenn is claiming that it is bad luck to clean on New Years Day, so she is not gonna clean… what a shock!
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Wow, they are beyond lazy! I listened for a few minutes---Nick is such a passive aggressive b*tch to Tim (just like Jenn!).
What would they possibly write a children's book about? How to be the shittiest parents ever? OK, they'd be good at that.They want to write a kids book. I hope they submit their manuscript in Tim’s handwriting with the accuracy and attention Jenn crafts the description for her voogs.
A solar eclipse is also whenever they're filming on a bright sunny day and Ginn steps in front of the camera to interrupt him.…and Dim says that he wants to see a solar eclipse from a new theme park. Google says the solar eclipse is April 8th…and it shows a path of where in the US you can view the eclipse...guesses of what he is thinking?
I'm enjoying the stan comments.
Tiffany Ann wins for most delusional stan of mediocre white dudes who don't get enough attention from their wives.
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The stans are not a fan of TrickyDickyNick's loquaciousness (I guess they're used to Dim's "yeah"s and "right"s):
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Donna is beyond stupid in so many ways.
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That tracks!
Never thought I'd want to burn a book, but here I am.They want to write a kids book.
Wasn’t that last year’s good luck?What would they possibly write a children's book about? How to be the shittiest parents ever? OK, they'd be good at that.
They're telling the story of the lemon pig and the great luck it brought them....the day the pennies fell out was the day they paid off their house and became debt free. No house payment, no car payments, no recurring debt. Is that really luck? How can anyone think that is luck? If you paid off your house the day the pennies fell out the two events had absolutely nothing to do with each other. Now, if the pennies fell out and that night, you hit the powerball, ok, luck. But they made a planned payment on the house....that's not luck, idiots.
I think this whole conversation was a flex. Jenn mentioned the pennies falling out, something good happened, she didn't remember what it was. Weird cut. Then miraculously she has the story of paying off the house?
This 54 minutes is chock full of ridiculousness, but I'm tapping out with 20 minutes to go. I just really can't.
Is she misquoting Marge Simpson and her "special little guy"?"The best little guy"? She talks about him like he's her nephew.
What's a "real date?" They have more time alone than any couple I know with young kids. My husband and I get probably two "dates" a year which consist of us going out to dinner while my parents watch our children. (This year we will be celebrating our 15th anniversary and will go away for one or two nights so that's going to be exciting)!So much flexing with talking about being debt-free.
Lots of trips rattling around in their empty heads. I’m thinking they’re going to go to Disneyland Paris with the kids and I’m sure at least 2 nannies.
Jenn wants more “real” dates with Tim. They are so ready to dump both kids permanently on a nanny soon.
No big house projects. Laundry room and pantry.
Way too much J in this one. Fast forwarded most of it.
Jenn has been gearing up for a child-free lifeI feel like she's gearing up for a child free trip.
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