The Tim Tracker #134 We're not thin, but our hair is!

[notasponsor]

Big Baby isn't strapped into his stroller. They never strapped him in because you see him unstrapped in the hotel lobby. He could roll out of it so easily when they're not watching. I just saw a video of a kid falling on his head because he wasn't strapped into his high chair. They don't care.

Poor J$ looks so cramped in the stroller that he is too big for (per the manufacturer!). He going to start growing hunched over from sitting in there.

You can tell the Trackers can't stand children. They hated being around all the kids in the hotel. A lot of people don't really like kids but love their own. With the Trackers they also don't like their own children and we can tell.

 

[Loueylouay]

Forgive me for this stupid question (I don't have kids), but shouldn't baby brother be holding up his head by now? Why is Ginn holding his neck like that??
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She is always holding his head in an awkward way. Even when he was a newborn which of course is needed but she should not have been holding him upright all the time when he was a newborn. His head always seems wobbly, like he wants to jerk back away from her. He seems uncomfortable. I have had 4 babies and I don't remember them always jerking away from me and so that I had to put my hand there.
I know she is still eating like no tomorrow but she did look a little slimmer, probably from breastfeeding.

 

[Quasimodo]

It is pretty obvious that they were in two rooms due to the mirror image layouts, but just to confirm they had two rooms.

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And they stayed there 12 days ago. Wonder if any of the Stans will question her supposed spotty internet??

You'd think Legoland would want their #hosted turds to be more transparent about what exactly they were gifted with, and disclosing that they were gifted 2 rooms would be a big part of that. Of course Dim had to say that the suites "weren't available" as they were walking by them. Weren't available during the dates you were there, or weren't available to be gifted to you?

Big Baby isn't strapped into his stroller. They never strapped him in because you see him unstrapped in the hotel lobby. He could roll out of it so easily when they're not watching. I just saw a video of a kid falling on his head because he wasn't strapped into his high chair. They don't care.
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Poor J$ looks so cramped in the stroller that he is too big for (per the manufacturer!). He going to start growing hunched over from sitting in there.
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You can tell the Trackers can't stand children. They hated being around all the kids in the hotel. A lot of people don't really like kids but love their own. With the Trackers they also don't like their own children and we can tell.

I guess Ginn needs to be able to yank her emotional support prop Big Baby out at any second that she needs to hold him to soothe herself or hide her belly. Strapping him in would be detrimental to that. 🫠

 

[hcslacs]

Yes, I forgot I wanted to mention the Friends suites. When he initially walked by them he gave a surprised reaction like what are these?? Then he said they weren’t available. It would be nice to know what was hosted exactly. But they are also so shady and secretive with things like that. And I imagine even when being hosted he’s probably pretty difficult to deal with. Like asking for two rooms because he needs to bring his nanny along.

I can’t imagine these videos on his floundering channel would drum up enough new business to cover the cost of two hotel rooms, park tickets, and food for all of them. Can someone send the Legoland PR department that social blade screenshot?

 

[airbusA330]

The last 6 pages have had me laughing so hard.

They look so haggard. They don’t work. What the duck is aging them? I mean it is obviously the kids but tit many people have a single parent with 1-2 real jobs and function/look just fine.

Also bravo to whoever convinced them to get the HaggardCam which magnificently shows every wrinkle. Kudos! Also a warm wish to the tattler/unwell 3 who assigned their room at legoland! I am sorry but needing a nanny for a “staYcaTioN” 70 minutes away from home is bleeping insane—they hate those kids. I am shocked they didn’t need to stop on that long drive at a courtyard because it’s too far in one day for Dim’s slow driving

It really feels like the start of the end. We watched Michael Kay implode. Next up, Trackers?

 

[esc2476]

The last 6 pages have had me laughing so hard.

They look so haggard. They don’t work. What the duck is aging them? I mean it is obviously the kids but tit many people have a single parent with 1-2 real jobs and function/look just fine.

Also bravo to whoever convinced them to get the HaggardCam which magnificently shows every wrinkle. Kudos! Also a warm wish to the tattler/unwell 3 who assigned their room at legoland! I am sorry but needing a nanny for a “staYcaTioN” 70 minutes away from home is bleeping insane—they hate those kids. I am shocked they didn’t need to stop on that long drive at a courtyard because it’s too far in one day for Dim’s slow driving

It really feels like the start of the end. We watched Michael Kay implode. Next up, Trackers?

Michael “Kay” isn’t even Michael “Kay” anymore.

 

[Orangebird]

They needed the nanny because they were working! They were hosted which means they had to do extensive filming of the property and include all sorts of professionally produced content. They spent a lot of time planning the shots, researching, etc and Jenn needed to be with Tim to assist…oh wait. They just all walked around haphazardly filming? No thoughtful structure or helpful details? nvm…they just hate their kids.

 

[airbusA330]

Michael “Kay” isn’t even Michael “Kay” anymore.

True. Let’s Journey Together with Michael Adler

 

[Ros79]

Surely a proper nanny wouldn’t have fingernails like that?

 

[Den333]

Nanny Voice calling for Buddy. Clipped.

✂️ Tracker

12 seconds · Clipped by Dennis H · Original video "Checking Into The LEGOLand Hotel! | Kingdom Room Tour, Skyline Lounge Dinner & More Fun!" by TheTimTracker

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[Quasimodo]

I think a proper nanny wouldn't even entertain working for them. These women are all just a revolving door of glorified babysitters desperate for a job.

 

[airbusA330]

I think a proper nanny wouldn't even entertain working for them. These women are all just a revolving door of glorified babysitters desperate for a job.

ISO Useful adult Human for 2 useless parents

 

[Ziggzaggz]

The police should give all unsolved crimes to Tattle, they would be resolved in less than an hour lol

 

[BusyMum68]

Surely a proper nanny wouldn’t have fingernails like that?

You certainly wouldn't want nails like that around a young baby - her nails, dress and voice makes me thing she is late teens- early 20's. Someone said in an earlier comment/thread she may be an au pair?
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Forgive me for this stupid question (I don't have kids), but shouldn't baby brother be holding up his head by now? Why is Ginn holding his neck like that??
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I did this with one of mine who was a 'wobbler' - she was trying to hold her head up but not quite getting there so was needing some extra support until she finally mastered it (at about 8 weeks). I'm guessing O is about 3 months now? Most babies can independently do this by then.

 

[Littlelulu]

Forgive me for this stupid question (I don't have kids), but shouldn't baby brother be holding up his head by now? Why is Ginn holding his neck like that??
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Cause she has absolutely no idea what she's doing....

 

[Ziggzaggz]

Is it not a concern is head is shaped that way? Don't they put the special helmets on babies to correct it?

 

[Dillon21]

They were more concerned about Jacksons bedtime then the kids disco party. When they "happened" to still be up after the walk to see the sunset. It was nice to see him have fun.

I wonder what would have happened if they never got a place at the restaurant if someone did not cancel?

Tim rambles on about a $30 steak to go. Who the duck spends $30 on a steak to go in a hotel room that does seem to be set up to eat in your room? Legoland was nice enough to invite you out (unless he bugged the tit out of them to get invited).

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This was filmed on Jun 7, according to the well themed phone. Big Baby was officially 3 months old here, no mention of that milestone. I'm not a pediatrician or developmental specialist of any kind, but Big Baby seems "off" to me for a 3 month old. As he is getting bigger, his head seems to be getting more and more misshapen. Which I guess would be consistent with his inability to support his own head at this point, it's really big and he's constantly being held.

I cringed at him not being buckled in the stroller in the parking lot. These two are not attentive parents, if that child is in that car seat, he needs to be buckled at all times because he's going to fall.

With nails like that, Summer Nanny is a high school senior who just graduated or college student who is doing this to make some cash before she returns to school. My daughter did something similar right after college graduation. She drove/picked up kids to their camps and activities and gave them lunch. It's a good gig if you aren't working for assholes like the Trackers.

The stans caught on about the two rooms. But the comments have every excuse in the book why that can't be true. Never mind the different room numbers. Might be the camera angle! And there's no way they asked to be moved because of the view. 228 would have the same view as 230 and this is one of the last remaining hosted gigs they have, there's no way they'd complain about anything.

 

[BusyMum68]

Is it not a concern is head is shaped that way? Don't they put the special helmets on babies to correct it?

Yes they can - see below. He's a bit young now but I wouldn't be surprised that if he ends up having one, great care is taken that he not be filmed in it.

Helmets and head shape

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Molded helmet
If tummy time, frequent position changes or physical therapy doesn't improve head unevenness by age 6 months, your baby's health care provider might prescribe a molding helmet. A molding helmet is a custom-fitted helmet that relieves pressure on the flattened side of your baby's head.


Molding helmets are most effective in treating head unevenness when treatment begins between ages 4 months and 12 months. During this period, the skull bones are still malleable, and the brain is growing rapidly. Treatment with a molding helmet isn't likely to be effective after age 1, when the skull bones are fused together and head growth becomes less rapid.

 

[notasponsor]

For those of you who don't watch their videos, this was the beautiful view from their hotel room!

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Those helmets can cost $3000. Will they pay for it if their insurance doesn't cover it or if they have to pay a high deductible? Tim would rather buy a new camera or Gucci sweater.