The Tim Tracker #132 The Dukes of Haggard

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My wife and I have a theory that overly giddy kitchen vlogs are post fuck session. They mentioned it was their anniversary and were in a great mood. You'll never be able to unlearn this knowledge.
wait this is an anniversary home vlog? So AMI didn’t happen?
 
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One day, he goes out and films. And the next day, she edits it while he watches the kids.

She’s really got him fooled that it takes a whole day to edit these shitty videos. Amazing.
 
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It was boring as fuck tho.
PMM’s NOLA event coverage was like how my boss tried to get us to have fun and relax in her office. How can we expect any fun drama to dish about if Disney’s marketing team is calling all the shots. Somehow Dim’s airport visit was actually entertaining in comparison. Sad!!

In regards to their finances, I suspect they have an alternative source of income. Perhaps they invested in some real estate near Disney/ pack it full of their mounds of Disney merch, and rent it out? I just can’t imagine them passing up patreon money without good reason.
 
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wait this is an anniversary home vlog? So AMI didn’t happen?
No Mother's Day flex. No Anniversary flex. Just cramming down bowls of cereal while sitting on the couch. Can't put the trough and shovel down to film a short home vlog.
So on brand for them to address their horrible diets and still do it wrong and not research or know anything. SMFH
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Oof. That rented camera really shows off Dim’s dark under eye bags.
Ah, there's that lifeless blank stare we've all come to know lately.
 
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Does Ginn have freckles on her face? If not she needs to get to a dermatologist yesterday and get examined for skin cancer. All the money they waste on cars and cruises and they neglect major red flags with their health, SMH. They obviously don’t care how they present themselves to the world on camera but that new camera is not flattering at all
 
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Ollie doesn’t need Starbucks in his diet
 
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Fuck, do they ever stop eating?!?!?!
 
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My mom taught me to never talk with my mouth full and that it's disrespectful in the company of others so all I think when these two bottomless pits of glutton keep talking with shit in their mouths is how they totally have no respect for their stans. Like it's just fucking rude and gross, I don't understand how they think that shit is even remotely acceptable.
 
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I would understand the need for a nanny if both Tim and Jen had jobs that made them really busy. But I do not understand their need for a nanny when they are both stay at home parents and have YouTube as a job. As parents shouldn't Tim and Jen want to make memories with their kids and make a scrapbook for them. I have a scrapbook of when I was a baby and pictures of when I was toddler. Do you think Tim and Jen are making scrapbooks for Jackson and Oliver?
 
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I cannot get over a mother that does not call her child by his name, but continues through the entire Vlog to call him “the baby”. The disconnect is real.
 
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It's an absolute pleasure to watch Jenn chew her cud for three-quarters of the video.
 
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LMAO Dim is going back to MCO to be hosted at new restaurants at the terminal.
Number 1: Who needs to be guided to pick airport food?! It's so many of the same chains at every one and it's all marked up anyways. Even if there's local restaurants there, Tim's just gonna pick the most expensive place and call it his favorite because he's not paying for it. He's so desperate to be hosted at this point, my goodness.

Number 2: Definitely steer clear of anywhere Tim suggests for food at the airport. A culinary expert he is not.
 
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Jenn says, “There’s always fun stuff, especially in the summer when the kids are out of school - there’s stuff you can go do with your kids,” while someone else takes her kid to the library.

The only cereal I’ve ever seen for $9 a box is Magic Spoon - it’s supposedly “healthy” versions of childhood cereals, but I’ve always wondered who on earth is buying it at $9 a box. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Jenn saw that and assumed all cereal costs $9.

I wish someone would tell her how rude it is to talk with her mouth full like she does, or at LEAST chew with her mouth closed. It’s really so revolting.
 
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But she teaches STEAM you guyzzzzzzzz (as they blabbed forever about what STEM and STEAM are). But does she have a pointless for-profit university Master's degree Ginn???
clutching anything to make it sound like this nanny is above and beyond what any of us plebs could hire

where I’m from Nanny’s with a 6yr teaching degree (you need 4yr university degree + 2yr teachers college) are dime a dozen.

also thanks for the new profile!
 
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